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Old 10-03-2013, 04:45 AM
 
Location: Fredericksburg, VA
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Okay, which one of you was it? With all the foolishness we hear around this forum I know it was one of you! Fess up!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the World’s Biggest Douchebag » Dispatches from the Culture Wars
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Old 10-03-2013, 04:51 AM
 
Location: In nature
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Okay, which one of you was it? With all the foolishness we hear around this forum I know it was one of you! Fess up!

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Worldís Biggest Douchebag Ľ Dispatches from the Culture Wars
Yes I saw this!! It may have been here however I love the first post on that link. "Well, I wonít have to worry about birth control anymore because as I read this post my vagina spontaneously sewed itself shut. "

LMAO!
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Old 10-03-2013, 07:31 AM
 
Location: Fredericksburg, VA
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Yes I saw this!! It may have been here however I love the first post on that link. "Well, I wonít have to worry about birth control anymore because as I read this post my vagina spontaneously sewed itself shut. "

LMAO!
If I had never seen the CDR forum I would probably think this was satire. After all, is it even possible to be so oblivious, crass, and selfish, and still be genuinely surprised that nobody wants to date you? I would have said no as recently as two years ago. But some of the posts I've read on this forum (and I'm talking about repeat offenders, not the "drive-by trollings") have me believing this blog post is legit. It would be commical if it weren't so sad!
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Old 10-03-2013, 07:50 AM
 
Location: Northern Virginia
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Yes I saw this!! It may have been here however I love the first post on that link. "Well, I wonít have to worry about birth control anymore because as I read this post my vagina spontaneously sewed itself shut. "

LMAO!
That quote had me on the floor too!!
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Old 10-03-2013, 08:22 AM
 
Location: Long Island, NY
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Jeepers Christmas, I almost shot coffee out of my nose when I saw the picture of him!

I like how he talks about how he wants his woman dressed yet he's sporting a red ruffled poet's shirt! LOL
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Old 10-03-2013, 08:51 AM
 
Location: Hilo, Hawaii
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I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I donít care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you canít tell me itís going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, whatís even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, thatís why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.
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Old 10-03-2013, 08:58 AM
 
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thatís why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.
I just want to ask him, are you going to be spending any amount of time with your head that close to it? If so, let's talk. You won't have to worry about how I'm dressed, because I won't be wearing anything. I'll keep my mouth closed if you'll keep your tongue busy.
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Old 10-03-2013, 10:18 AM
 
Location: socal baby
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I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser, and I donít care how many kegel exercises a woman does, after she has 2 or 3 eight to ten pound babies, you canít tell me itís going to be 100% as tight as it ever was! Plus, whatís even worse than all of that, is sometimes during childbirth the lips/vulva of a woman get torn and they never look the same as the did originally even after they heal, thatís why some women even get cosmetic reconstructive surgery to their vulvas after childbirth to try and regain their original appearance.
lmao...a guy who speaks his mind. priceless.
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Old 10-03-2013, 11:04 AM
 
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Well, you know if a guy thinks childbirth (or lots of sex) makes a woman looser, he has never actually met a woman.
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Old 10-03-2013, 01:10 PM
 
Location: Up in the air
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lmao...a guy who speaks his mind. priceless.
I absolutely agree!

I only wish MORE men would just come out and say exactly what's on their mind so that women can then choose a potential partner based on truth. I think MORE people should be truthful about their wants and needs, even if they're horrible. It would save a lot of time avoiding bad eggs.
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