I got up this morning (Sunday) and I have three sms from men wanting women to....what? Have a booty call or just enter into an endless sms exchange? Who knows.
Granted, only one of them was for me
, and was sent 7am, but the other two were from a wrong number - some random guy hitting on some random girl.
He sent the first one at 11.10 pm, and it said
Hi Sexy...are the stiletto's on or off?
(spot someone who's had a few beers and wants a cuddle).
The second came through at 11.19 pm (obviously she didn't answer quick enough) and it said
Are you there Julie...it's Ben.
Now I also have an entire chitload of one way sms from my guy who seems to enjoy mornings.
I loathe sms so I don't answer but that doesn't seem to slow him down one bit.
I had another guy who used to send me "aren't you talking to me now" if I didn't reply within 5 minutes.
I am nearly 50 and I feel like a tweenager again having to reply to a note passed in school "do you like me tick yes or no".
GUYS IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO US OR HAVE SEX WITH US, PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL.