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Old 11-12-2013, 06:20 PM
 
Location: Wyoming
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Wear a pretty dress when he gets home and at some point in the evening pull a Basic Instinct on him. Be as subtle as you want but you will get his attention. Then tell him what you want him to do to you.
Reminds me of the time I came home from a college night class, and my wife met me at the door wearing next-to-nothing sheer baby doll pjs. She sure got my attention! She also got the attention of a young female classmate who had followed me home to see a piece of darkroom equipment I had for sale! Ooops!
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Old 11-12-2013, 06:41 PM
 
Location: Pa
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Arent you crafty!



Much better.
I know right.
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Old 11-12-2013, 06:43 PM
 
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Arent you crafty!



Much better.
She is an artist. Being crafty is something she is accustomed to doing!
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Old 11-12-2013, 07:51 PM
 
Location: Pa
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She is an artist. Being crafty is something she is accustomed to doing!
Thanks.
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Old 11-12-2013, 07:59 PM
 
Location: The Emerald City
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Reminds of a joke from Bill Engvall

"you why they put those warning labels on absolutely everything nowadays? Because you know some idiot ate that little white bag that prevents moisture in electronics thinking it was a box of chiclets. My wife bought a new curling iron not long again and it said in a big white label DO NOT INSERT THIS INTO ANY BODILY ORRIFICE. My God...... What ever happened to good old fashioned foreplay?
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