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Old 11-29-2013, 10:33 PM
 
Location: Bangkok, NYC, and LV
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Do you think this is too much?

Dos Equis's Son


I seek a woman of superior caliber. A lady who is engaging, beautiful, of fit mind and physique, and who is refined. My standards are high, as I have yet to meet someone of my caliber in Sin City, but I assure you, if you catch my fancy, you well be rewarded with an erudite, educated, and exceptionally talented man who will pamper you and be the gentleman your grandmother told you to date.

I am not interested in women who look over 27, drink beer from a bottle in public (how uncouth), think they have a career in Vegas (lol),are over 135 pounds, and are unable to compose correspondence without resulting to text-speak.

If you recognize me , it's because I am often on the tube commenting on foreign affairs. It's Vegas, so I assume that you have never picked up the Economist or the New Yorker, but you must at least feign interest for five minutes as we feast on a $300 meal at a Strip eatery.

I love to travel (and will not sit in coach) and you should have a passport. I prefer ex-models who are well composed yet unnagging and have a preference for European Women who are ladies and expect their men to be gentleman. If you are an American, I prefer that you be from the Midwest and not bitter or jaded. I don't like East Coast women because you are often spoiled beyond your worth by thirsty men with more money than sense. I do not care if you have a child, but don't want a B-list actress, or someone who dates men with big muscles, thin wallets, and atrocious credit.

You should be skeptical of online dating, but open minded with a snobbish tint. You must me honest. I have an immutable disdain for liars. You should eat healthy; a cheat day is fine, but you should consume white meat, veggies, and brown grains primarily. You should not require that I pay your bills, but you should require that I wine and dine you and doll you up once a month. But note, I am a gentleman not a sugar daddy.

You should entertain me and be of pleasant disposition, but know when to close your piehole at the country club or when people are speaking about pieces of art or issues which are alien to you. You can be high maintenance-- as I am high strung--and have daddy issues. You can be unstable in private, but must appear ladylike and composed in public.

You should respect traditional gender roles and understand that i am the provider and leader, but you should not be a push over.

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Old 11-29-2013, 10:39 PM
 
Location: Indiana
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Do you think this is too much?


I seek a woman of superior caliber. A lady who is engaging, beautiful, of fit mind and physique, and who is refined. My standards are high, as I have yet to meet someone of my caliber in Sin City, but I assure you, if you catch my fancy, you well be rewarded with an erudite, educated, and exceptionally talented man who will pamper you and be the gentleman your grandmother told you to date.

I am not interested in women who look over 27, drink beer from a bottle in public (how uncouth), think they have a career in Vegas (lol),are over 135 pounds, and are unable to compose correspondence without resulting to text-speak.

If you recognize me , it's because I am often on the tube commenting on foreign affairs. It's Vegas, so I assume that you have never picked up the Economist or the New Yorker, but you must at least feign interest for five minutes as we feast on a $300 meal at a Strip eatery.

I love to travel (and will not sit in coach) and you should have a passport. I prefer ex-models who are well composed yet unnagging and have a preference for European Women who are ladies and expect their men to be gentleman. If you are an American, I prefer that you be from the Midwest and not bitter or jaded. I don't like East Coast women because you are often spoiled beyond your worth by thirsty men with more money than sense. I do not care if you have a child, but don't want a B-list actress, or someone who dates men with big muscles, thin wallets, and atrocious credit.

You should be skeptical of online dating, but open minded with a snobbish tint. You must me honest. I have an immutable disdain for liars. You should eat healthy; a cheat day is fine, but you should consume white meat, veggies, and brown grains primarily. You should not require that I pay your bills, but you should require that I wine and dine you and doll you up once a month. But note, I am a gentleman not a sugar daddy.

You should entertain me and be of pleasant disposition, but know when to close your piehole at the country club or when people are speaking about pieces of art or issues which are alien to you. You can be high maintenance-- as I am high strung--and have daddy issues. You can be unstable in private, but must appear ladylike and composed in public.

You should respect traditional gender roles and understand that i am the provider and leader, but you should not be a push over.
Good luck with that man, not sure that's going to attract the women that you're looking for if any.
 
Old 11-29-2013, 10:40 PM
 
Location: Bangkok, NYC, and LV
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i am being honest and straight foward
 
Old 11-29-2013, 10:42 PM
 
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i am being honest and straight foward
You sound like an ahole, but good luck with that.
 
Old 11-29-2013, 10:42 PM
 
Location: Riverside Ca
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Dude you'll knock em dead with that list. You'll find your woman. There are enough crazy ones out there
 
Old 11-29-2013, 10:43 PM
 
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I would appreciate that if I stumbled across it. I would know not to waste my time.

Then I would post it on my facebook page and watch one of the most awesome threads ever develop.
 
Old 11-29-2013, 10:45 PM
 
Location: Indiana
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i am being honest and straight foward
Both of those are good but I mean c'mon. You sound really cocky and you have impossible demands. How many women like what you want are there in the world? How many are in your area? How many are single? How many would be interested in you? How many are you going to come into contact with? See how looking for the needle in haystack is a bad idea?
 
Old 11-29-2013, 10:47 PM
 
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Both of those are good but I mean c'mon. You sound really cocky and you have impossible demands. How many women like what you want are there in the world? How many are in your area? How many are single? How many would be interested in you? How many are you going to come into contact with? See how looking for the needle in haystack is a bad idea?
SHHHHHHH! Evolution is at work.
 
Old 11-29-2013, 10:48 PM
 
Location: State of Transition
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um.... yeah. I got as far as the 1st 2 sentences.


Hot tip: do NOT mention her "physique". aacckkkkk!
 
Old 11-29-2013, 10:48 PM
 
Location: Bangkok, NYC, and LV
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Both of those are good but I mean c'mon. You sound really cocky and you have impossible demands. How many women like what you want are there in the world? How many are in your area? How many are single? How many would be interested in you? How many are you going to come into contact with? See how looking for the needle in haystack is a bad idea?
tons of pretty ex-models who are fit and ladylike....must be 100,000s in the US.
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