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Old 12-06-2013, 03:26 PM
 
Location: The Great West
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While cheaters are horrible, giving diseases related to exposure of a sceptic spill would possibly mean amputation or death. You are no better than, perhaps even worse than the man who made LOVE with another woman. You on the other hand, wish the man a hospitalization. I never knew you were a psychopath.


It was a joke.

Now I am sure you will start a thread asking whether girls care about sense of humor.
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:28 PM
 
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And I never knew you had no sense of humor... Oh wait, maybe I did know that.
You think this **** is funny? I've been pushed head first into a pile of feces in elementary school and I had health problems for a long time, in addition to having to have repeat a grade due to being absent in school. Doctors said I was LUCKY to have survived. **** jokes aren't ****ing funny at all.

Educate yourself what happens if you let someones skin be exposed to raw sewage.

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Old 12-06-2013, 03:35 PM
 
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OP, see if you can get ahold of some botfly larvae from Gambia - check with an entomologist or zoological society. Then, offer to give him a sensual back rub. Press the larvae firmly into his bare back while plying him with tequila (he'll never feel it!).

Ok, that's about it.... I'm all out of ideas for now. But I've given you 3 good plans!

TheHurricanKid will bring up the biohealth hazards of all of this, but you can ignore him.
Or, call the wife and leave a message or tell her directly that you booked two plane tickets to Siberia to go save those endangered Siberian Orcas that you guys discussed while in bed the other day.

She will probably be so thrown back about endangered Siberian Orcas, it will take her days just to realize you said "while we were in bed".
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:35 PM
 
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You think this **** is funny? I've been pushed head first into a pile of feces in elementary school
What did you do to cause someone to push you into the pile of feces? Were they human or animal?

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She will probably be so thrown back about endangered Siberian Orcas,
Bwaahaaa! Siberian Orcas! Love it!
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:38 PM
 
Location: The Great West
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You think this **** is funny? I've been pushed head first into a pile of feces in elementary school and I had health problems for a long time, in addition to having to have repeat a grade due to being absent in school. Doctors said I was LUCKY to have survived. **** jokes aren't ****ing funny at all.

Educate yourself what happens if you let someones skin be exposed to raw sewage.

Health Problems That Could Result from Sewage Damage - Sewage / Biohazard Waste - Learning Center - Alladin Restoration Services, Inc.
Sorry that happened to you, but did you expect GoCubs to know your personal history? He was joking and you went off on him. He doesn't know what happened in your past. Take it easy.
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:39 PM
 
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I'm laughing myself silly with the direction of this thread!
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:42 PM
 
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What did you do to cause someone to push you into the pile of feces? Were they human or animal?



Bwaahaaa! Siberian Orcas! Love it!
I so wish I came up with the Siberian Orcas, but that was a masterpiece non-fiction piece from GoCubs about a ex-ballet dancer who falls in love with a traumatised dolphin trainer that must choose between the woman he loves and saving some endangered Siberian Orcas.

I really want to hear how it ends, as I heard Paramount is picking it up for production as a trilogy.
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:42 PM
 
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I'm laughing myself silly with the direction of this thread!
Haha yeah really!

To answer your question, though...that guy was a jerk but you shouldn't get even. Just take the higher ground. It's not immediately satisfying but it's better in the long run.
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:44 PM
 
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I'm laughing myself silly with the direction of this thread!
Word on the street is there is an underground writer that goes by the name of GoCubs that has been referred to as the next Quentin Tarantino.
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Old 12-06-2013, 03:45 PM
 
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What did you do to cause someone to push you into the pile of feces? Were they human or animal?



Bwaahaaa! Siberian Orcas! Love it!
What did I do, eh?
To be honest, I have no idea what I did in my past life to be deserved such Karma to have bullies, abusers, disabilities, hospitalizations, etc. in my life.
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