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11-29-2007, 10:17 PM
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BreakOnThruToTheOtherSide
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: in my imagination
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hmmm,I think it goes something like this....
"that dress looks very becoming on you and if I were that dress I'd be coming too."   |
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11-30-2007, 01:52 AM
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Member
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Oahu, Hawaii
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You use Windex to clean your pants?
Why?
Cause I can see myself in them.  |
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11-30-2007, 12:11 PM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
13,185 posts, read 3,937,626 times
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LOL @ all of the responses. Thank God I don't go to singles bars. 
Here's a couple:
I'm a plumber, do you mind if I check out your pipes?
It's the Holiday Season, and I have a lot of gifts. Wanna go to my place and help me unwrap them?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juan Hau-Lee
You use Windex to clean your pants?
Why?
Cause I can see myself in them. |
... and I know of one come-back line that was a joke.
Woman's response to the "I can see myself in them" line:
No thanks, I already have one as....e, and I don't have room for another one!  
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11-30-2007, 12:40 PM
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It's just a name...
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Metrowest, MA
1,779 posts, read 2,048,685 times
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Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
I have only three months to live. ..
[ Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
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11-30-2007, 12:40 PM
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¿ Will you be my Spoon ?
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: With the rest of the Misanthropic Antagonists (Washington DC, grrr)
2,482 posts, read 1,612,862 times
Reputation: 3434
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Hey...somebody farted. (grab her hand) Let's get out of here!
-I would follow someone if they did that... really lol
..and, hoping I don't get banned for adding this one:
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No? You wanna do lunch?
I like your ankles... I'd bet they'd look better on my shoulders 
This one's honestly my favorite : I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. |
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11-30-2007, 12:46 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Reputation: 2105
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SuziSu
I'm in the mood to laugh..... give me your cheesiest pick-up lines that you have given or heard. |
Here is my favorite RESPONSE.
(annoying man that won't give up over several weeks) "Cmon baby give me your phone number."
"Alright...1 800 Y O U - W I S H" |
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11-30-2007, 12:48 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
4,101 posts, read 1,618,164 times
Reputation: 2105
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiddlekitten
I like your ankles... I'd bet they'd look better on my shoulders
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OMG I laughed so hard at work on that one people were staring |
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11-30-2007, 12:51 PM
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¿ Will you be my Spoon ?
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: With the rest of the Misanthropic Antagonists (Washington DC, grrr)
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Have you noticed the majority of pick up lines are for men?
I want some jaw dropping funny cheesy pickup lines that women can use!
Edit, okay I can use this one... let's say your at a bar or some setting, your drinking, your making eyes at him, he's sitting there drinking... Give it half an hour or so, before you walk up to him and say: Hi, am I cute enough yet, or do you need more to drink? |
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11-30-2007, 12:52 PM
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GONE ALL SUMMER --See you in a couple months!
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Right where I always wanted to be!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiddlekitten
I like your ankles... I'd bet they'd look better on my shoulders |
Works every time.........uh, yea, I mean, uhm hum ~ good one Kitten. |
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11-30-2007, 12:53 PM
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It's just a name...
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Metrowest, MA
1,779 posts, read 2,048,685 times
Reputation: 371
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiddlekitten
Have you noticed the majority of pick up lines are for men?
I want some jaw dropping funny cheesy pickup lines that women can use!
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Women just need to show skin... pretend to be shy... no words needed.... |
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