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11-30-2007, 01:55 PM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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11-30-2007, 01:56 PM
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It's the most WONDERFUL time of the year!!! : )
Status:
"The Greatest Generation of Americans are Almost Extinct! :-("
(set 1 day ago)
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Join Date: May 2006
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11-30-2007, 02:06 PM
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Attitude Of Gratitude
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
17,134 posts, read 5,678,884 times
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mjb68
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But.. but.... I said I was only kidding! 
Can I take my laptop with me?  |
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11-30-2007, 02:13 PM
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It's the most WONDERFUL time of the year!!! : )
Status:
"The Greatest Generation of Americans are Almost Extinct! :-("
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Join Date: May 2006
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As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit (my favorite  )
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what so you might as well be there.
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!  |
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11-30-2007, 02:53 PM
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It's just a name...
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Metrowest, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiddlekitten
Have you noticed the majority of pick up lines are for men?
I want some jaw dropping funny cheesy pickup lines that women can use!
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Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
You ain't the HOTTEST guy here tonight, but beauty is only a light-switch away!
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. |
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11-30-2007, 03:22 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Originally Posted by smarty
Women just need to show skin... pretend to be shy... no words needed.... |
I agree women don't need pick up lines, just show some cleavage. I mean it's hard not to laugh when they guy is trying not to be obvious staring at chest! That's why prostitution exists primarily for men only as paying, women can generally get it for free. |
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11-30-2007, 03:25 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Originally Posted by mjb68
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or is it "go to MY room for the rest of the night" |
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11-30-2007, 05:38 PM
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World's Most Modest Man
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: TX
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Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized? |
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11-30-2007, 08:18 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fiddlekitten
Have you noticed the majority of pick up lines are for men?
I want some jaw dropping funny cheesy pickup lines that women can use!
Edit, okay I can use this one... let's say your at a bar or some setting, your drinking, your making eyes at him, he's sitting there drinking... Give it half an hour or so, before you walk up to him and say: Hi, am I cute enough yet, or do you need more to drink?  |
OK, not that we ladies need that  , but apparently there are some! I thought this one was pretty funny!
You've been a bad boy! Now go to MY room!
Pickup Lines to Use on Men
Admittedly, the list for men is a lot longer!
101 Pickup Lines - The Good, the Bad, and the Funny |
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11-30-2007, 08:49 PM
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As always, dazed and confused.
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Boise
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You:How about pizza and a f***
Her: No get away from me you sick bastard
You: What, you don't like pizza?
Was your daddy a meat thief, because it looks like he hid two fine hams up your skirt.
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