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11-30-2007, 09:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Oahu, Hawaii
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Originally Posted by Fiddlekitten
Have you noticed the majority of pick up lines are for men?
I want some jaw dropping funny cheesy pickup lines that women can use!  |
Here's one that always lets men KNOW you want to have sex with us...
"Hi."  |
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12-01-2007, 12:18 AM
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Not a member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: in drifts of snow wherever you go
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"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
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12-01-2007, 03:31 AM
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Get over yourself!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by lionking
hmmm,I think it goes something like this....
"that dress looks very becoming on you and if I were that dress I'd be coming too."   |
Oh gross! Aaand freakin hilarious too!!! |
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12-01-2007, 03:46 AM
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Get over yourself!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Have you guys heard of the rejection hotline? It's been around for a while. Give this number instead of your own to someone who won't leave you alone!
Rejection Hotline - World-Famous Rejection Phone Line Service
It's freakin hilarious! |
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12-01-2007, 01:17 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Deep South
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One of the funniest lines a guy ever use on me and made me almost fall down laughing...
"My friends bet me that I wouldn't come ask you to dance.. PLEASE don't say no or I will have to slither back to them and tell me you siad "NO"!
I danced with him.......
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12-01-2007, 02:36 PM
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Undaunted, the band played on...
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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I remember Leslie Nielson saying in one of the Naked Gun movies something along the lines of ..."the kind of girl who could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room"... so what we see here is a cheesy pickup line that actually includes the cheese... use it tonight.
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12-01-2007, 03:03 PM
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Come visit the "Today's Question"
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"It's the most wonderful time of the year"
(set 10 days ago)
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: NE Florida
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are you going to kiss me good night
or am I going to have to lie to my diary
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12-03-2007, 11:29 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GreenMachine
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
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LOL like in "Legally Blonde" the UPS guy says, while adjusting his nether regions, "I've got a package for you." I love that movie. |
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12-03-2007, 11:30 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Nov 2007
4,694 posts, read 2,339,042 times
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Originally Posted by Laura707
One of the funniest lines a guy ever use on me and made me almost fall down laughing...
"My friends bet me that I wouldn't come ask you to dance.. PLEASE don't say no or I will have to slither back to them and tell me you siad "NO"!
I danced with him.......
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I have to admit I've danced with people who use this line too. It is so appealing! So humble! |
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12-03-2007, 02:11 PM
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Thin skin ~ Sharp claws ~ Best of intentions :)
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"Yes this is my truck... no I won't help you move! lol"
(set 25 days ago)
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: I'm not lost, I'm exploring!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SuziSu
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Suzi this is absolutely hilarious!! ... I have to spread some cookies when I can. lol |
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