Cheesy pick-up lines. (reason, date, woman)

[Phil75230]

"HEY BAYBEE...you like a TRO-FEE BASS....." [self-censors the rest]. Google that line at your own risk!!

[Tzaphkiel]

Originally Posted by mjb68

Did someone say balls?

don't forget the "pound of sausage" part too

[nicolepsy]

Originally Posted by DiamondD

don't forget the "pound of sausage" part too

i think the "greasy" part is worth noting also.

[SuziSu]

Originally Posted by DiamondD

So am I the only one that jumps from thread to thread reading posts and there is a great post like this one above that really belongs in the "Cheesy pick up lines" but actually came from the "What is your favorite holiday comfort food?" but it's way funnier in this other thread....?

Ha haaaa haaa hHAAAAAAAA..... too funny!!!

[Tzaphkiel]

Originally Posted by Fiddlekitten

"Let go of my ears I know what I'm doing!"

LOL that was posted over on the thread about what do you notice about a person, but it was too good not to share with the cheesy pick up lines crowd too....

i dated someone for awhile that used to turn the pockets sticking to the outside on their sweatpants while they were wearing them and say "Ever grab a rabbit by the ears and kiss it?!" ....hmmm....guess you had to be there.

[mm_mary73]

Originally Posted by beowulf7

Ladies, how do you know if a guy is trying to be original with his pickup line vs. using something that is canned? Is it based on what you've heard before? Is your reaction different based on original or canned or do you just go by his approach and looks/charm? Just wondering.

Is this a quiz? (((Goodness, where are my notes!!!)))

[beowulf7]

Originally Posted by mm_mary73

Is this a quiz? (((Goodness, where are my notes!!!)))

I'm just trying to understand women's thinking a little more. I realize that may be an exercise in futility.

[Tzaphkiel]

Originally Posted by beowulf7

I'm just trying to understand women's thinking a little more. I realize that may be an exercise in futility.

take the risk
ask her out

[beowulf7]

Originally Posted by DiamondD

take the risk
ask her out

Well, of course. But I meant as in optimizing one's chances.

The pickup line that usually works on me (the rare times a woman does it to me) is coming up to me and feeling me up. Too bad the reverse doesn't work.

[Tzaphkiel]

a guy at work told me this one....he had just met this woman and they were talking and she told him "I don't have a gag reflex." He said it was one reason he decided to date her.