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11-29-2007, 04:03 PM
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Get over yourself!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
964 posts, read 985,031 times
Reputation: 386
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Cheesy pick-up lines.
I'm in the mood to laugh..... give me your cheesiest pick-up lines that you have given or heard. I'll start......
Q.Do you take karate?
A. Because your body is KICKIN'!!!
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11-29-2007, 04:45 PM
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Livin Life Down A Long Dirt Road
Status:
"In Wonderful Sterling..."
(set 7 days ago)
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: I live in Alaska but my heart is in Sweden
10,524 posts, read 7,925,661 times
Reputation: 7710
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Are those space pants your wearing?
Because your a$$ is out of this world!
__________________
People may doubt what you say...but they will believe what you do...
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11-29-2007, 04:46 PM
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Sideline Observer
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Join Date: Apr 2007
2,231 posts, read 1,800,626 times
Reputation: 1189
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Q: Are you from Tennessee?
A: Because you're the only ten I see!
Q: Hi beautiful, do you have some hispanic in you? (No)
A: Would you like some?
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11-29-2007, 04:52 PM
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Not a Member - ¡Adios Amigos!
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Join Date: May 2006
6,916 posts, read 4,800,934 times
Reputation: 9682
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Nice Legs........What time do they open?
LMAO
 Sorry, I'll go to my room now 
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11-29-2007, 04:52 PM
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not stubborn, but I am opinionated! ;)
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Plano, TX (northern suburb of Dallas)
6,867 posts, read 4,152,802 times
Reputation: 10908
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Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven...I assumed you must be an angel! 
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11-29-2007, 04:53 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
7,807 posts, read 3,228,883 times
Reputation: 1320
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Can I get lost in your eyes?
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11-29-2007, 05:42 PM
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Not a member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: in drifts of snow wherever you go
2,526 posts
Reputation: 692
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Is that a snake in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?
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11-29-2007, 06:35 PM
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Get over yourself!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
964 posts, read 985,031 times
Reputation: 386
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mjb68
Nice Legs........What time do they open?
LMAO
 Sorry, I'll go to my room now 
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Ha haaa haaa! I like it!
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11-29-2007, 08:39 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Chicago 'burbs'
840 posts, read 727,337 times
Reputation: 370
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In Wisconsin during hunting season.
"Looking for a new Mom for my kids, can I buy you a drink?"
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11-29-2007, 10:28 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
7,807 posts, read 3,228,883 times
Reputation: 1320
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Oh heres one!
Girl.... you are f..i..nnn..eeee.. fine. LOL!
As you roll your eyes and walk away they are like whaaaat?
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