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11-29-2007, 04:03 PM
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Get over yourself!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
966 posts, read 1,066,593 times
Reputation: 390
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Cheesy pick-up lines.
I'm in the mood to laugh..... give me your cheesiest pick-up lines that you have given or heard. I'll start......
Q.Do you take karate?
A. Because your body is KICKIN'!!!
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11-29-2007, 04:45 PM
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Livin Life Down A Long Dirt Road
Status:
"Hangin in Naptowne..."
(set 9 days ago)
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: I live in Alaska but my heart is in Sweden
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Are those space pants your wearing?
Because your a$$ is out of this world!
__________________
People may doubt what you say...but they will believe what you do...
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11-29-2007, 04:46 PM
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Sideline Observer
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Join Date: Apr 2007
2,234 posts, read 1,939,346 times
Reputation: 1211
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Q: Are you from Tennessee?
A: Because you're the only ten I see!
Q: Hi beautiful, do you have some hispanic in you? (No)
A: Would you like some?
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11-29-2007, 04:52 PM
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It's the most WONDERFUL time of the year!!! : )
Status:
"The Greatest Generation of Americans are Almost Extinct! :-("
(set 11 days ago)
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Join Date: May 2006
7,043 posts, read 5,258,896 times
Reputation: 9899
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Nice Legs........What time do they open?
LMAO
 Sorry, I'll go to my room now 
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11-29-2007, 04:52 PM
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Merry Christmas!
Status:
"Decking the halls...etc.etc."
(set 10 days ago)
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Plano, TX (northern suburb of Dallas)
7,007 posts, read 4,533,470 times
Reputation: 11833
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Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven...I assumed you must be an angel! 
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11-29-2007, 04:53 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
7,830 posts, read 3,540,039 times
Reputation: 1329
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Can I get lost in your eyes?
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11-29-2007, 05:42 PM
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Not a member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: in drifts of snow wherever you go
2,524 posts
Reputation: 692
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Is that a snake in your trousers, or are you just happy to see me?
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11-29-2007, 06:35 PM
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Get over yourself!
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Join Date: Aug 2007
966 posts, read 1,066,593 times
Reputation: 390
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mjb68
Nice Legs........What time do they open?
LMAO
 Sorry, I'll go to my room now 
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Ha haaa haaa! I like it!
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11-29-2007, 08:39 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Chicago 'burbs'
843 posts, read 777,606 times
Reputation: 372
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In Wisconsin during hunting season.
"Looking for a new Mom for my kids, can I buy you a drink?"
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11-29-2007, 10:28 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Aug 2007
7,830 posts, read 3,540,039 times
Reputation: 1329
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Oh heres one!
Girl.... you are f..i..nnn..eeee.. fine. LOL!
As you roll your eyes and walk away they are like whaaaat?
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