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Here's what James Joyce, the author of "Ulysses" (considered the best novel ever written) and "Finnegan's Wake" wrote about his wife:
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night.
Well, just...I edited out the worst bits of that quote! google it for yourself
Yep. My wife's anal audio can sometimes drown out my own ass acoustics. My O-ring oboe plays a soulful tune many a night. And my wife's panty burps have made me leave the room on several occasions.
I have three boys and we all are afraid of barking spiders.
Seriously what kind of person doesn't think testing in the levi wind tunnel is funny?
Last edited by aplcr0331; 04-10-2014 at 03:58 PM..
yeah, that's part of being a human. I'd expect the same from my GF.
Just don't do what I've done in the past: Fart in a blanket and not lift it up for a few minutes, then wake your GF up by moving the blanket over her face.
It was her fault I did it. She wouldn't wake up and we had to be somewhere in less than an hour, I had to make a bold move and it was an SBD so you know it was rank from the get-go.
People are being a bit ANAL here on this topic.. It's a natural bodily function that both the sexes share and
if one feels yeah can't in front of another in today's day and and age..there's a problem..
Nope, it's rude. It's not hard to leave the room if I'm in that much intestinal distress. I also wouldn't belch in somebody's face, or crap my pants, FWIW. Guess I'm ultra uptight.
Nope, it's rude. It's not hard to leave the room if I'm in that much intestinal distress. I also wouldn't belch in somebody's face, or crap my pants, FWIW. Guess I'm ultra uptight.
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