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Old 10-20-2014, 03:23 PM
 
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at least you were loud and proud.

Also, how do you call someone your SO after dating for just 2 weeks?

 
Old 10-20-2014, 03:36 PM
 
Location: SoCal again
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yeah, how come you meet the family already after two weeks of dating???

And if you keep smelling like you sit in a cloud of cow crap, get a dog and blame it on him. Works for lots of other people.
 
Old 10-20-2014, 04:22 PM
 
Location: sumter
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Originally Posted by convextech View Post
First of all, that's not a girlfriend, and she shouldn't have been taking you to see her parents after y'all had only been going out for two weeks.

Secondly, passing gas in front of anyone (no matter how quiet you think it is) shows an extreme lack of maturity and manners, and I would have dumped you too.
I was thinking that also, that who invites a date home to a family dinner after just two weeks. you really don't know this person yet and not sure of what you are bringing home to meet your family. I guess the young lady learn a valuable lesson.
 
Old 10-20-2014, 04:26 PM
 
Location: sumter
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Get her a case of air freshener. It sounds like she is going to need it.
Lol, exactly.
 
Old 10-20-2014, 05:03 PM
 
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Hmm, this OP sounds like a poster who always created threads about farting in front of her dates and girlfriends...
I was thinking the resident pee fetishist in disguise.

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yeah, how come you meet the family already after two weeks of dating???

And if you keep smelling like you sit in a cloud of cow crap, get a dog and blame it on him. Works for lots of other people.
Reminds me of an old joke, the punchline of which is, "Duke. DUKE! You'd better move before he craps on you!"
 
Old 10-20-2014, 05:44 PM
 
Location: Arizona
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Farts are ok for a bunch of young guys in an enclosed space like a car or elevator.

They are never ok when around women and especially around their family. Once she is your wife the rules change, but never in front of her family.

No woman can ever understand fart humor or the Three Stooges.
 
Old 10-20-2014, 06:15 PM
 
Location: New Jersey
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tell her it was a prank for your hidden camera show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1HOxQP0BY0
 
Old 10-20-2014, 06:18 PM
 
Location: Northville, MI
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tell her it was a prank for your hidden camera show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1HOxQP0BY0
 
Old 10-20-2014, 06:20 PM
 
Location: it depends
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Well yeah, I mean...girls don't fart. Don't you know that? Girls are perfect creatures who never fart. Don't be so naieve and offensive. Everybody knows that girls don't fart.

...girls don't fart.
....but sometimes a dog near them does.
 
Old 10-20-2014, 06:25 PM
 
Location: New Jersey
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My girlfriend who I have been seeing for 2 weeks now broke up with me because I passed gas loudly in front of her and her family. I find this absurd and am very torn up about it. How do you react when your significant other passes gas in front of you and/or your family? Would you break up with them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deib3zFjojg
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