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A long time ago I had a fling with this girl with a terrifying temper. She was like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas or Casino in the way she talked. From my understanding she got it from her father who I never meet, but from what I heard from her and mutual friends, he was the type of person Joe Pesci might play if you get my drift. I am not sure if that was true, but considering the things that came out of her mouth; daddy must have been quite the guy...
I met her through a friend's girlfriend and we got into a minor argument over something (I can't remember what) and her immediate reaction was to to wheel around, grab a vegetable peeler, and try to stab me in the face. My friend's girlfriend intervened and my reaction was, "Get that crazy b---h away from me!"
After a few weeks of us being around each other due to her hanging around her friend and me hanging around my friend. She ended up developing a strong liking to me and nature took its course. But one thing I found unsettling is that she would talk about girls she didn't like and she would say things like, "So I said to her, 'If you keep staring at me, Princess, I will tear those f--king baby blues of yours right out of their sockets" or "If that little b---h wants to keep spreading rumors; I will carve out her tongue through her f--king throat".
In case if you are wondering why I put up with her; she was a gymnast, she was cute, and I was little afraid of her. I'll admit it.
Nurse who brought her work home with her: I dated a nurse for a few weeks. She was a super nice girl, and we hit it off initially. Shortly after we dated she started coming to my apartment as soon as she got off work. She would arrive still in her scrubs and with some of her work tools with her. One night she showed up and wanted to "examine" me. "Okay." thought I. "I guess it could be fun to role play a little." And at first it was. She would examine me and "prescribe treatment" for my conditions, which may or may not have involved (okay, it always involved) intimacy. The thing is, I didn't realize by doing it once I was signing up for it being "our thing." After a while it got old and...weird. One night as she began her "examination" I tried to skip straight to the "treatment plan." She got mad. I mean, MAD. She looked like this: I caved that time, a little surprised at her reaction. The next time it happened, she was very aggressive and before I said a word she said, "Don't even try to get out of this." I complied mainly because I knew how it always ended. But it was beginning to alarm me. She didn't seem stable. The next time I hinted at not wanting to play our little game she got annoyed, did it anyway, then bit my . Not hard, but did it need to be? The breakup talk followed the very next day.
LOL!! What is it with you and nurses? lol
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Originally Posted by Lilac110
I don't know that this is "scary" as much as my date was frightened of his own shadow. We went to see the movie 1408, and every time there would be tension in the movie, this guy would start biting his fingernails, loudly. He would also bounce his leg. After a few times of looking at him like a mother would look at an exasperating child, which got him to stop briefly, finally it got to the point where I grabbed his wrist, pulled his hand away from his mouth, and told him, "Stop it. It's a MOVIE."
I mean really. Isn't the whole point of taking a woman to a scary movie so that she can grab your arm when she gets startled and give you an excuse to put your arm around her and get a little bit closer? And this guy needed a dang binky to calm his nerves. Oy!
Lol....
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Originally Posted by jillabean
I got nothin'... but thanks to everyone for sharing their stories. There are some scary people out there!
I don't have any either, that I can remember, lol. Any guy who I was out with, I pretty much already knew him a little already.
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Originally Posted by laorbust61
It was a dark and stormy night....I agreed to meet him for a quick bite at Subway. He ordered a 6 inch sub combo and suggested we split it. Then he informed me that he is in a marriage that is "in transition" I demanded he deliver me home immediately after that. Then, about four weeks later I begin to get calls 10pm at night, from this Prince Charming, asking what I was doing and would I like some company at that hour. I had to call block him.
Cue the thunder, the angry black cats and the howling wolves! For those of you who misunderstood the first time, yes...he wanted to divide a six inch sub sandwich with me.
Lol...
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Originally Posted by Frank_Carbonni
A long time ago I had a fling with this girl with a terrifying temper. She was like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas or Casino in the way she talked. From my understanding she got it from her father who I never meet, but from what I heard from her and mutual friends, he was the type of person Joe Pesci might play if you get my drift. I am not sure if that was true, but considering the things that came out of her mouth; daddy must have been quite the guy...
I met her through a friend's girlfriend and we got into a minor argument over something (I can't remember what) and her immediate reaction was to to wheel around, grab a vegetable peeler, and try to stab me in the face. My friend's girlfriend intervened and my reaction was, "Get that crazy b---h away from me!"
After a few weeks of us being around each other due to her hanging around her friend and me hanging around my friend. She ended up developing a strong liking to me and nature took its course. But one thing I found unsettling is that she would talk about girls she didn't like and she would say things like, "So I said to her, 'If you keep staring at me, Princess, I will tear those f--king baby blues of yours right out of their sockets" or "If that little b---h wants to keep spreading rumors; I will carve out her tongue through her f--king throat".
In case if you are wondering why I put up with her; she was a gymnast, she was cute, and I was little afraid of her. I'll admit it.
I couldn't help it! She was cute! I didn't fully comprehend how crazy scary she was until I was balled up in the fetal position and had teeth marks on my !
I couldn't help it! She was cute! I didn't fully comprehend how crazy scary she was until I was balled up in the fetal position and had teeth marks on my !
My scariest one was.. dude who rolled up in a mercedez (sis's car), we go dancing, he places his arms on me on the dance floor like a dear jumping up from behind, then starts dancing like Gumby.. hovering around me.. felt very uncomfortable.
No amount of training and mental toughness can prepare a man for that kind of pain and trauma.
Aww. She can't hurt you now, iknowftbll.
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My scariest one was.. dude who rolled up in a mercedez (sis's car), we go dancing, he places his arms on me on the dance floor like a dear jumping up from behind, then starts dancing like Gumby.. hovering around me.. felt very uncomfortable.
If you saw the recent movie "Gone Girl" you will understand why Ben Affleck character fall for the Rosamund Pike character. She was lovely but crazy as hell...
Thankfully, you are right! That is one of the best things about being married is I am removed from all the drama of dating. I certainly didn't do myself any favors back then. Looking back I simply can't explain myself. In addition to the stories I told, I had a girlfriend who attacked me with a kitchen knife, and another who, while not scary in an insane sort of way, was scary in an obscene sort of way. (Can't really explain on the open forum because it is...well, obscene. ) I am happy to have mellowed out and life to have more or less settled into a nice routine. Scary was fun while it lasted and it's fun to laugh about now, but I wouldn't go back!
Thankfully, you are right! That is one of the best things about being married is I am removed from all the drama of dating. I certainly didn't do myself any favors back then. Looking back I simply can't explain myself. In addition to the stories I told, I had a girlfriend who attacked me with a kitchen knife, and another who, while not scary in an insane sort of way, was scary in an obscene sort of way. (Can't really explain on the open forum because it is...well, obscene. ) I am happy to have mellowed out and life to have more or less settled into a nice routine. Scary was fun while it lasted and it's fun to laugh about now, but I wouldn't go back!
Wow, lol. My imagination's in overdrive.
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