OK...so why do men fart so much in relationships?..LOL (wife, partner)

[ElysianEagle]

"The sexiest thing a woman can do for a man is learn to love his gas"

http://youtu.be/mpO4Q9uoK8c

And of course, nothing proves you love each other more than crossing the "fart barrier":

http://youtu.be/FB7rKMcNnak

But ladies, be careful if your guy happens to be like this dude:

http://youtu.be/Vg3OItIfH_s

[*Sixy*]

EWww no. Not in this relationship!

[Raena77]

Need to take beano before eating gasy food.

[Sydney123]

Pull my finger and I'll give you the answer.....

My lawyer boyfriend has never farted in front of me, but... My lawyer dad has and it really irritates my mom, especially if he did it in the car. It was always a source of hilarity for my twin brother and I.

[Rance]

When a man farts infront of his lady...it's a sign he loves her. Seriously.

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by Rance

When a man farts infront of his lady...it's a sign he loves her. Seriously.

Like blowing her a kiss?

[Liberated]

Not sure if it's true, but I hear that women produce more gas than men.

[Teckeeee]

Originally Posted by Rance

When a man farts infront of his lady...it's a sign he loves her. Seriously.

I think it's comfortable, and why some SO feel comfortable going to the bathroom with the door open/in front of their SO.

Either way don't do it, and blame it on the dog.

[Sydney123]

So... I'am sitting here with the b/f ( he's working in his laptop) and I asked him... Why don't you ever fart in front of me?
His reply was .... At my age there's a good chance I'd crap my pants. ROFLMAO!

[Raena77]

Originally Posted by Sydney123

So... I'am sitting here with the b/f ( he's working in his laptop) and I asked him... Why don't you ever fart in front of me?
His reply was .... At my age there's a good chance I'd crap my pants. ROFLMAO!

Lol, that's a shart.