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Old 11-15-2016, 04:51 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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A failed one cheek sneak. j/k.

I've told the story a few times here but I went out with a woman one time and we're driving along and she rolls the window down and spits a big nasty sounding loogie out the window. LOL, I cringed with embarrassment for her.

Needles to say that was the last time I hung out with her.
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Old 11-15-2016, 07:09 PM
 
Location: Pa
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I went out with a local guy and he took me to a restaurant, said he wasn't used to wearing clothes.Said he was used to wearing a scuba suit and that he was a stunt double. He was a big fat man which highly doubt.I faked a headache and he complained the whole time how I was rude not to like him. Lol! Dude was nuts.
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Old 11-15-2016, 07:20 PM
 
Location: NYC
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I went out with a local guy and he took me to a restaurant, said he wasn't used to wearing clothes.Said he was used to wearing a scuba suit and that he was a stunt double. He was a big fat man which highly doubt.I faked a headache and he complained the whole time how I was rude not to like him. Lol! Dude was nuts.
Hahaha that's funny... so you like the chubby one's?
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Old 11-15-2016, 07:21 PM
 
Location: Pa
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Hahaha that's funny... so you like the chubby one's?
I like them in all sizes.
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Old 11-15-2016, 07:24 PM
 
Location: NYC
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I like them in all sizes.
you greedy little girl
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Old 11-15-2016, 07:26 PM
 
Location: Pa
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I am. Lol
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Old 11-15-2016, 11:08 PM
 
Location: 415->916->602
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Let's just say my little soldier wouldn't do a salute.....
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Old 11-15-2016, 11:13 PM
 
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First date had a broken tooth.

Had an ackward date with a 1 night stand girl the next day which was ackward.

Had a big ugly zit and dried out skin on a vallentines date and very ackward.

I had a lot of failed dates but eventually found my soul mate.
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Old 11-16-2016, 06:22 AM
 
Location: Sodo Sopa at The Villas above Kenny' s House.
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At least I'm not alone in my confusion!
Your making this too hard. It's supposedly a play on the word eggroll. Instead of using it in the Chinese food respect the father is using it as an egg and a roll(bread) and added pancakes to supposedly make it a complete meal. It's not a good joke, it's not funny. That's why they were embarrassed.
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Old 11-16-2016, 07:46 AM
 
Location: Dallas Texas
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Let's just say my little soldier wouldn't do a salute.....
I found out that's not really that uncommon. Has happened to me before, just gotta roll with it...
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