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And it wouldn't make you feel uncomfortable in the least?
I don't believe you.
no it wouldnt, as i said i am secure in who and what i am. and i dont care if you believe me or not, that is your choice, not mine, and thus i cannot control what you believe.
No just avoid it in the workplace with certain kinds of women.
Yeah, if it's a coworker you definitely have to "feel her out" and see how receptive she generally is with you before you go commenting on her body or making any sort of advances towards her.
A few months ago, I was coming home from a midnight-early morning run. It was warm, so I was running shirtless. I noticed my neighbor two places down having a party, and in front of my place was this fine young blonde; I thought great, what does she want
Anyways, she asked if they were being too loud, which I replied "not at all". She introduced herself as a friend of the neighbor, exchanging pleasantries, yada....more yada. 5 mins in our conversation, out of nowhere..she asked "are your abs painted on?... because I've never seen abs like that IRL, only on TV and magazines?" Lol I giggled and said "nope, they're real". She asks if she can fell them to make sure (huh? why sure) Lol. So, it's 2am, and here's this woman (I don't know) rubbing my abs, running her finger along my oblique line that runs down towards my groin (wuuuuat the...) lol. Ok c'mon now! Then she starts to asks questions about a scar I got on my chest, which I replied "eh, silly surfing accident!"
Ok...get this chit!....the chic starts to kiss my scar from end to end, wtf! This woman is off the hook crazy! Lol. I didn't want to be rude so I just stood there, shocked, grinning
Anyways...within 5 mins our mouths somehow met each other, and I'm making out with this total stranger at my front of my garage door (absolutely crazy)
Oh, did I mention she was chit drunk? Haha. I tasted vodka/jäger (***)
I felt so stupid that morning. But got an ego boost! Yea...she was drunk.....but whooooo cares! Lmao
LOL, I for one believe every word of it. Drunk or sober, I can't even imagine the trouble I'd get into if I were single and took the red-eye to Hawaii.
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Originally Posted by hawaiiancoconut
why thank you!
True story, Mathelete:
A few months ago, I was coming home from a midnight-early morning run. It was warm, so I was running shirtless. I noticed my neighbor two places down having a party, and in front of my place was this fine young blonde; I thought great, what does she want
Anyways, she asked if they were being too loud, which I replied "not at all". She introduced herself as a friend of the neighbor, exchanging pleasantries, yada....more yada. 5 mins in our conversation, out of nowhere..she asked "are your abs painted on?... because I've never seen abs like that IRL, only on TV and magazines?" Lol I giggled and said "nope, they're real". She asks if she can fell them to make sure (huh? why sure) Lol. So, it's 2am, and here's this woman (I don't know) rubbing my abs, running her finger along my oblique line that runs down towards my groin (wuuuuat the...) lol. Ok c'mon now! Then she starts to asks questions about a scar I got on my chest, which I replied "eh, silly surfing accident!"
Ok...get this chit!....the chic starts to kiss my scar from end to end, wtf! This woman is off the hook crazy! Lol. I didn't want to be rude so I just stood there, shocked, grinning
Anyways...within 5 mins our mouths somehow met each other, and I'm making out with this total stranger at my front of my garage door (absolutely crazy)
Oh, did I mention she was chit drunk? Haha. I tasted vodka/jäger (***)
I felt so stupid that morning. But got an ego boost! Yea...she was drunk.....but whooooo cares! Lmao
A few months ago, I was coming home from a midnight-early morning run. It was warm, so I was running shirtless. I noticed my neighbor two places down having a party, and in front of my place was this fine young blonde; I thought great, what does she want
Anyways, she asked if they were being too loud, which I replied "not at all". She introduced herself as a friend of the neighbor, exchanging pleasantries, yada....more yada. 5 mins in our conversation, out of nowhere..she asked "are your abs painted on?... because I've never seen abs like that IRL, only on TV and magazines?" Lol I giggled and said "nope, they're real". She asks if she can fell them to make sure (huh? why sure) Lol. So, it's 2am, and here's this woman (I don't know) rubbing my abs, running her finger along my oblique line that runs down towards my groin (wuuuuat the...) lol. Ok c'mon now! Then she starts to asks questions about a scar I got on my chest, which I replied "eh, silly surfing accident!"
Ok...get this chit!....the chic starts to kiss my scar from end to end, wtf! This woman is off the hook crazy! Lol. I didn't want to be rude so I just stood there, shocked, grinning
Anyways...within 5 mins our mouths somehow met each other, and I'm making out with this total stranger at my front of my garage door (absolutely crazy)
Oh, did I mention she was chit drunk? Haha. I tasted vodka/jäger (***)
I felt so stupid that morning. But got an ego boost! Yea...she was drunk.....but whooooo cares! Lmao
I see you received the July issue of Penthouse, brah!
LOL, I for one believe every word of it. Drunk or sober, I can't even imagine the trouble I'd get into if I were single and took the red-eye to Hawaii.
I see you received the July issue of Penthouse, brah!
LOl.I couldn't make this stuff up, man. Penthouse would never publish a dumb story like that.
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why thank you! 
