Would you date a woman who was hare-lipped, hump-backed, and had THREE nose holes?

[BagongBuhay]

This thread is HYSTERICAL!

[Dennis58]

Originally Posted by Cali BassMan

Do she clean fish? and have a boat?

Many of them caught crabs on a regular basis. Some would charge a "trap fee", but some just gave them away for FREE!!

[Robhu]

I heard a good way to get rid of crabs is:
Shave a clear path down through the middle of the pubic hair.
Set the hair on fire.
When the crabs run to the shaved area to get out of the fire, you can stab them with an ice pick.
(Caution-- I do not recommend using this method)

[Cali BassMan]

Dennis,
Now I am so in envy of you and yourn, why, I didin't even know ya'll had crabs back there, Do she be cookin ya'll up some king crabs er what....

[tlb71]

Originally Posted by Dennis58

Many of them caught crabs on a regular basis. Some would charge a "trap fee", but some just gave them away for FREE!!

Hmm... brings new meaning to the "Deadliest Catch".

[Huckleberry3911948]

yes, but it did not work out, i was too emotional.

[Dennis58]

Originally Posted by Cali BassMan

Dennis,
Now I am so in envy of you and yourn, why, I didin't even know ya'll had crabs back there, Do she be cookin ya'll up some king crabs er what....

Well, as I have stated earlier, I didn't get hooked up with any of these women long term. They are actually kind of rare here in MO. now anyway. When these women moved to TN. and AR., our crab population dropped considerably. Now, we just make do with whats left. Sometimes though, I do get an itching for the good ol' days..............................

[Dennis58]

Originally Posted by Bunky39

yes, but it did not work out, i was too emotional.

Well, Bunky my friend, it was for the best I believe. A woman with three nose holes is too picky.