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You've got it backwards. It's the gay guys who get off on bashing bodies with hot, sweaty men. The solid heteros are on the co-ed soccer or volleyball teams, checking out the female action, and getting friendly. It's very interesting that the prospect of getting to know women up close and personal on a weekly basis isn't enough to tear you away from the bro action you clearly prefer.
Let us know when you're ready to either get un-gay, or get serious about meeting women.
P.S. OK, so you're bad at soccer. Your city Parks Dept. will have co-ed volleyball teams, too. And other activities.
Football is the greatest thing ever created in human history m'am
I'm gonna need you to immediately cease your bashing of the beautiful game.
Yea my life outside of dating is damn near perfect, just wish I had somebody to share it with. I want to go to Hawaii so bad.
So go. What's stopping you? Only yourself. As I posted on one of your threads last year sometime (), a friend of mine went to Hawaii alone (female). A guy in passing on the beach asked her, as she was getting out of the water, "How's the water"? (Great pick-up line, no? Try it yourself. Pure genius.) And they're now living happily ever after. Turned out he was from northern CA, she's from the Bay Area, they got married, he bought a house in the Bay Area, and kept his condo at Lake Tahoe, life is good.
So there you have a guy who went to Hawaii alone, and came back with a girlfriend he turned into a wife. That could be you, OP, if you'd just get out of your own way. You're your own worst enemy.
A guy in passing on the beach asked her, as she was getting out of the water, "How's the water"? (Great pick-up line, no? Try it yourself. Pure genius.) And they're now living happily ever after. Turned out he was from northern CA, she's from the Bay Area, they got married, he bought a house in the Bay Area, and kept his condo at Lake Tahoe, life is good.
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or in my case, she would look at me like I'm a serial killer
Why have I never had a girlfriend if I'm so awesome?
Perhaps you're not as awesome as you think
Yes there is a reason that you have never had a gf, but since we are all behind a screen and can't see or hear you or watch your mannerisms when you are out and about there is no way for us to really know.
How about uploading a video of you being yourself in your million dollar suit?
Why have I never had a girlfriend if I'm so awesome?
Because an Armenian redneck car salesman from Chicago is such a weird confluence of factors that no woman can figure out what the heck to make of it...?
You're like that goth singer who made the country album.
Except he gets laid constantly. Nevermind. I guess you're not like him.
Because an Armenian redneck car salesman from Chicago is such a weird confluence of factors that no woman can figure out what the heck to make of it...?
You're like that goth singer who made the country album.
Except he gets laid constantly. Nevermind. I guess you're not like him.
Redneck? What the hell? I'm far removed from redneck. I dress, look and act very classy.
I love country but I also love rap, metal and techno/trance
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), a friend of mine went to Hawaii alone (female). A guy in passing on the beach asked her, as she was getting out of the water, "How's the water"? (Great pick-up line, no? Try it yourself. Pure genius.) And they're now living happily ever after. Turned out he was from northern CA, she's from the Bay Area, they got married, he bought a house in the Bay Area, and kept his condo at Lake Tahoe, life is good. 
