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This post demonstrates a lack of understanding of how these banks work.
They are pretty selective. They don't just take any sperm.
And it's a big time commitment.
Now wait, I'm sure there are women out there that walk into these places and say give me bottom shelf
Still don't see why you want to bank your sperm unless you are expecting to be impotent or infertile, which is a very dark view of your imagined future. So eeyore, why don't you just DIY and store some in your freezer for that moment you want to become a dad?
There is research showing that the older a man is, the greater the chances there will be genetic mutations in his sperm. So it is not just women who have a biological clock when it comes to having children. If a guy who is getting older really wants to have the best chance for healthy offspring, then yes, banking their sperm is a smart idea. Luckily for guys, freezing their sperm is many times cheaper than a women freezing her eggs... maybe around a thousand or so dollars for the initial process and a few hundred a year to keep it in storage.
I've only skimmed this nonsensical thread, but if I understand it correctly the OP thinks that if he can't reproduce and spread his genes with a wife/GF that he should go toss off at the locate sperm bank in the hopes of infecting, er, I mean spreading his DNA to the rest of the gene pool.
Am I getting this right?
Strange behavior, never occurred to me to think that way.
Now wait, I'm sure there are women out there that walk into these places and say give me bottom shelf
Yeah, save a few bucks that way. Kind of like going to Wal-Mart for a new outfit rather than Neiman. "No thanks, I'll just take the Fingerhut sperm. Do you offer layaway? I'd really like to have this sperm in time for Christmas."
I can definitely see all kinds of applications for Loser Sperm.
"In a rush? Just discovered you're ovulating but the check cashing place closed? Not too concerned whether Little Johnny will ever learn to read, much less be great at math and play the violin? Then come see our NEW economy options at One Shot Sperm Bank! Visa, AmEx, EPS. Who needs to break the bank making another Einstein? Our motto is: the world needs ditch diggers too. Come see us and get started with your sub-standard family today!"
Why the banks are selective; the women who choose the sperm are even more selective. What makes you think they won't choose you in real life, but would love your ugly, loser, man-child sperm?
OMG! (Snort) Oh dear goodness why am I laughing...I am a horrible person...and I am sure the above doesn't describe the OP but...ugly loser man-child sperm....oh man, LOL. Oh whew. Just the way that was put was so funny.
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