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They spend their teens and twenties looking for a girl who will have sex with them...
Then, they finally find one who wants to have sex with them all the time and marry her, and they spend their thirties and beyond looking for ways to get away from her (man cave, fishing trip, golfing, "out with the guys," etc...)
I thought about it today (read this joke somewhere but can't remember, or I'd give credit...and it was probably a little funnier the first time around)...not that my husband was trying to get "away from me," but he WAS wondering where our temporary roommate (a younger guy friend of his in his early 20s) was because he worked way later than usual. I think he was dying to have someone to play XBOX with. Anyway, it was funny because as soon as the friend/roommate got home, he started scrolling through POF on his phone, not interested in XBOX or what my husband was doing/talking about at all.
This guy is super thirsty and would ditch my husband in a hot second for a chance at some you-know-what, yet my husband has a hot wife here at home and is willing to ditch me at any moment to hang out and play XBOX. hahaha
(And no, I'm not jealous or mad about it at all. I think it's funny)
They spend their teens and twenties looking for a girl who will have sex with them...
Then, they finally find one who wants to have sex with them all the time and marry her, and they spend their thirties and beyond looking for ways to get away from her (man cave, fishing trip, golfing, "out with the guys," etc...)
Because they have only been looking for a woman to have sex with, not to go shopping with, or to the movies with, or to talk to..........
I'm sure that he is still willing to have sex with the woman he spends so much time ditching and is completely confused as to why she is less eager to have sex with him after he spends so much time ditching her, refusing to spend time with her, and has no consideration for her feelings. (which means he will be around here at C-D wondering why his wife won't have sex with him.)
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