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Well technically sex should be mandatory after the meal.
Are there rules for this as well? Sub-categories, I mean?
For example, if he only takes me some place cheap - like Denny's, maybe? - can it be a hand-ie instead of the full deal?
What if it's just soup? Does soup count as a full meal? If it doesn't, which base does he get to?
If he has a Groupon for 20% off can I shorten the total time so I can get home and into the shower a little quicker?
If it's dinner AND a show do I have to give it up twice?
If I get called away near the end of the date on an emergency but obviously he still has to pay for the meal, since it's already been served, do I give him a voucher to redeem the sex at a later date?
What if I somehow get food poisoning after the meal and everything comes back up - do I get to take the sex back, in that case?
Ooookay, Elliott. Sure hope the mods have an eye on you now!
What's the point of this response, he already seems pretty upset you're just going to feed his fire. What can the mods do about him killing women? This is why prostitution should be legal, we already know that most men who can't get sex turn to violence. Women cry wolf to keep it illegal but could save some womens lives. Suit yourselves im not the one in danger.
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Well technically sex should be mandatory after the meal.
That's dumb. Sorry. Sex is something done pre eating so you don't feel weighed down and lethargic. It is something that builds the appetite, like a nice run.
That's dumb. Sorry. Sex is something done pre eating so you don't feel weighed down and lethargic. It is something that builds the appetite, like a nice run.
Nonsense sex after a meal will help you better digest your food. Of course it might be best if sex happened before and after the meal just to be safe.
That's dumb. Sorry. Sex is something done pre eating so you don't feel weighed down and lethargic. It is something that builds the appetite, like a nice run.
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Nonsense sex after a meal will help you better digest your food. Of course it might be best if sex happened before and after the meal just to be safe.
I agree with Timber. Sex before the meal is much better. Sex after a big restaurant meal isn't as good--it's never helped me digest food better. Just gives indigestion and limits the number of positions that are comfortable.
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I agree with Timber. Sex before the meal is much better. Sex after a big restaurant meal isn't as good--it's never helped me digest food better. Just gives indigestion and limits the number of positions that are comfortable.
Right, if you're going to have sex right after that's a time you keep the meal very light. Like salad light.
Right, if you're going to have sex right after that's a time you keep the meal very light. Like salad light.
Who wants to put out for a salad though?
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