Comedy, For the Men..What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day.

[LaoTzuMindFu]

Originally Posted by mishigas73

But, you're such a GREAT husband, that you'll get her what she wants anyway, right?

It will be one of the three, plus something personal. She REALLY wants that dryer though.

[DontH8Me]

Originally Posted by firekeg

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So what do I get??? You said bonus points.... bonus points towards what????

I dunno - let me know what might interest you.

Originally Posted by firekeg

What was the name of the sculpture??

The first one was "The Kiss", the second was "The Thinker".

[mishigas73]

Originally Posted by DaBeez

It will be one of the three, plus something personal. She REALLY wants that dryer though.

There you go. She definitely has a keeper (especially if that "keeper" takes those pregnancy pics. ).

[Reactionary]

Originally Posted by DontH8Me

You must have me confused with Lorena Bobbitt.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?
You gonna eat that?

[DontH8Me]

Originally Posted by Reactionary

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?
You gonna eat that?

Nearly spat my water on the monitor - thanks for the laugh!

I remember this case so vividly - homegirl tossed that organ in the bushes!

[mishigas73]

Originally Posted by DontH8Me

I remember this case so vividly - homegirl tossed that organ in the bushes!

That was some DEEP hatred there.

Of course, what I remember vividly is seeing John Wayne's porno flick after the incident. You REALLY wanna spit your drink out, take a gander at THAT.

[DontH8Me]

Originally Posted by mishigas73

That was some DEEP hatred there.

Of course, what I remember vividly is seeing John Wayne's porno flick after the incident. You REALLY wanna spit your drink out, take a gander at THAT.

No thanks, I'm trying to quit...

[mishigas73]

Originally Posted by DontH8Me

No thanks, I'm trying to quit...

Oh man, it's really good for a laugh. Of course, I saw it when it first came out, back in the early 90s I guess. But, honestly, get some girls and guys in a room, with a bit of alcohol, and put THAT video in....it's bound to be quite the evening. (And not sexually speaking, because you know that any guy who knows the backstory will have his legs firmly crossed.)

Meh, he probably deserved what he got. Heck, he pimped himself out to the porno industry afterwards.

[JD59]

In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.

She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with....





A Misdewiener

[mommabear2]

I received a turkey fryer a few years ago - a bizarre Valentine's Day gift... but sweet at the same time...