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04-01-2008, 04:47 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by johnrex62
Can I just make up a reply to anything I want now that the OP has recanted? Television limericks come to mind.....
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Anyone know the rest?  I have never heard it finished. 
And I don't mean the clean original one either.  |
Yeah, we can use it as a general chat thread!  I feel the need for one of those. I think it's very unfortunate that you get together with a certain group of people, get used to them, would like to talk with them perhaps about other stuff, and yet you're only 'allowed' to talk ON topic...  I know there is Other Topics where everything goes, but it's a different group... |
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04-01-2008, 05:01 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Since it's Relationships forum after all, let's get started with a lil' gender joke.
If Only Men Would Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "B***H!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
If Only Men Would Listen |
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04-01-2008, 05:04 PM
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Nuttin a 2 step wont fix!
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sierraAZ
That's what happens when you have a nasty boss! |
LOL you know who my boss is!!! NO FAIR! |
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04-01-2008, 05:05 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man in SATX
LOL you know who my boss is!!! NO FAIR!
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That'd be the exact reason I said it! C'mon, tell him to leave ya alone or sierraAZ will beat him up! |
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04-01-2008, 05:06 PM
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Nuttin a 2 step wont fix!
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sierraAZ
That'd be the exact reason I said it! C'mon, tell him to leave ya alone or sierraAZ will beat him up! |
Haa haa he may want that! |
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04-01-2008, 05:08 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man in SATX
Haa haa he may want that!
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We finally came up with a topic - masochism! |
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04-01-2008, 06:20 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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that one is better than the random pig
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Relationship Jokes : 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
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04-01-2008, 06:55 PM
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I'm wearing my Blue Jeans and a Rosary ; )
Status:
"The Greatest Generation of Americans are Almost Extinct! :-("
(set 25 days ago)
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04-01-2008, 07:29 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MonaLisaVito
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Nah... OK, I'll let the cat out. It was about a casual fling on a cruise. |
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04-02-2008, 06:26 AM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sierraAZ
Nah... OK, I'll let the cat out. It was about a casual fling on a cruise. |
well, glad your memory it doing well...Good Morning!!!
Ok, I heard a man talking about several cruises he was taking this summer....he said, he loved to go on cruises...b/c he lies to the women, and for some reason, tells them he's from Calif., hooks up with them for a few days, then leaves, with no strings, and they can't find him, b/c he doesn't live in Calif.
When I first heard about this, my instant reaction was, sheesh, what an angry man, who apparently must not like women...
then I felt sorry for him, because he apparently doesn't like women, otherwise, I don't think he could do such a thing.
Then another thought occured to me. I started thinking about the men in my life, who lied like that....
taking it deeper still, I started to think about the patterns that seem to surface from men as such and how these kind of men/women have used others and imprinted other peoples lives for the rest of their lives negatively.
So, that was the topic, kinda dumb huh...I should learn not to write out loud...
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