I were better than my husband! It irks me that he's such a great guy. He's calm and even-keeled. I freak out at every turn. He's hilarious off-the-cuff. I always forget the punchline. He's brilliant. I'm...wait. What was the question again? He's amazingly educated. I'm underwhelmingly self-taught.
But he loves me anyway...okay, so maybe I am
better...since I obviously have a better eye for picking mates!
As for in general...come on, I'm sure this was all just meant to be funny. I got a chuckle out of it, anyway...we all know neither is better or worse...and even if one was, we can't live without each other. So somehow...it all comes together.
p.s.: I LOVE that the guy's name is Dick. That made me laugh. "This man is not a plant...he's not an actor..." Okay, Phil.