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My youngest sister went through an awkwardly funny phase at about age 7 learning how to handle this. When she happened to be in some group and the moment came, she tended to tell my parents exactly what she needed loud enough for everyone to hear. A little awkward. So, my mother tried to teach her a more genteel way to excuse herself. She suggested that my sister "make the announcement" to her privately so she could be excused/escorted away. It backfired. My sister took the advice too literally. She would hop to her feet, walk to the center of the room and say "I have to make an announcement!" in her firm clear kid's voice. Everyone would look at her expecting something grand, but she would then turn around and promptly trot right out of the room. It was mystified and confused numerous guests, friends, relatives, people in restaurants and other public places. Thank goodness she grew out of THAT little phase fairly soon.
This reminds me of an old joke. A little boy goes to church for the first time. Suddenly, he has to pee. So he tells his dad: "Daddy, I have to pee." "Son!" says his father, "it's not polite to say such words in church. If you have to pee, you say 'I have to whisper.' I'll know what you're talking about, and I'll walk you to the bathroom." The son nods.
A few weeks later, the family goes to church again. "Daddy, I have to whisper!" the son says. The father forgot what it meant, and says: "Wait until after Mass. Then whisper as much as you want."
"But I have to whisper now."
"Be patient. You can whisper later."
"No, I have to whisper now!"
"Fine. Go ahead, and whisper in my ear. But do it quietly."
Im not a model and I'm not dating wealthy or famous men but after my marriage i made it a point to not be so open with my bodily functions, not because I'm ashamed but because i want to maintain a bit of mystery in a relationship, and i wanted him to keep it to a minimum too. With that said, Sh*t happens, in all my best efforts to stay mysterious ex-bf still had to help me retrieve a menstrual disk that had gotten stuck in my hoo-ha during a heavy shark week.
I agree. My husband and I were married 26 years and not once did we use the bathroom in front of each other. That includes farting or burping. As for the OP she sounds like she is either very immature of just starting a thread for our amusement. What did she expect the guy to do? Hold it in till he left?
He was prob on the phone right away with his boys.
"Yeah, I smashed this one chick....oh yah, she was alright, anyway, so I get done, and I just take a big **** in her toilet. LOL!!!! Stunk the whole place up! She was so mad! What? I don't remember her name. What's it matter?"
Poop...potty??? 14 pages of mostly childlike discussion about a bodily function. I mean, really...most of you sound like 4 year olds discussing it.
For the uniformed (or immature), the proper terminology is "defecate" (or even "bowel movement" ), "feces" or "excrement" ....and "urine" or "urinate" instead of pee pee.
I get joking but adults reducing themselves to such baby talk is embarrassing.
I guess everyone I know is childish, because I can't recall a time, even in extremely polite conversation among educated people, when anyone has used the words "defecate" or "feces" -- "Better take the dog out, he needs to excrete waste."
What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!
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