Funny or odd OLD responses (date, woman, younger, friends)

[old_cold]

OK, so it's cold and rainy and boring and we have had threads about OLD messages but this one did make me laugh since it wasn't just a stupid scammer one.
Old guy, really old and he asked about age.....told him I preferred someone younger His reply.....

"Ok...i understand..
.I have a 30 yr old son never had a woman...like to hook him up."

[That_One_Girl]

I wrote down a bunch of messages I thought were funny that my best friends got on OLD:

"Hi don't block me"

"Are you okay with me coming to spend the day with you?" <--this one is only funny because his username was "ex-bf" LOL

This one isn't a direct quote, but one guy had a weird series of numbers and letters in his main description area and nothing more. When she wrote him and asked what they meant, he said "it's personal" and then got super angry when she kept trying to get him to tell her.


One of my good guy friends got a long essay from this woman as a first message. I don't remember it word for word, but it was this long thing about her being the waterfall and him being the rocks she moves over or something like that. It went on and on and was super weird.

[funymann]

Originally Posted by That_One_Girl

I wrote down a bunch of messages I thought were funny that my best friends got on OLD:

"Hi don't block me"

"Are you okay with me coming to spend the day with you?" <--this one is only funny because his username was "ex-bf" LOL

This one isn't a direct quote, but one guy had a weird series of numbers and letters in his main description area and nothing more. When she wrote him and asked what they meant, he said "it's personal" and then got super angry when she kept trying to get him to tell her.


One of my good guy friends got a long essay from this woman as a first message. I don't remember it word for word, but it was this long thing about her being the waterfall and him being the rocks she moves over or something like that. It went on and on and was super weird.

Hi DONT block me. Hahahahaha!

[picardlx]

Originally Posted by funymann

Hi DONT block me. Hahahahaha!

I wrote that once, well in the context of a nice but eccentric message, we both got a laugh out of it; although we had already met by then.

[funymann]

Originally Posted by picardlx

I wrote that once, well in the context of a nice but eccentric message, we both got a laugh out of it; although we had already met by then.

There is nothing wrong with being funny while nervously trying to meet someone.

[That_One_Girl]

Originally Posted by picardlx

I wrote that once, well in the context of a nice but eccentric message, we both got a laugh out of it; although we had already met by then.

I think it's hilarious too lololol….

Just for context, that was the FIRST message he'd ever sent to her.

[Diane de Poitiers]

I had a guy message me once, asking if I'd ever considered shaving my hair off, because it would look,amazing on me. (Said something about my eyes and smile making that so)

Not sure if the guy was serious or trying to mess with me, but it was one of the more odd messages I've received.

[RbccL]

I think an unprovoked “Nice Try!” is a good head-scratcher, but there are so many odd responses, it’s hard to choose!

Just recently, I received a (too long) message with every line of it being from a different recognizable song. I think he must have spent a lot of time on that, I hope it was a copy and paste message, could you imagine coming up with all of that for every message you send!?

[old_cold]

Originally Posted by Diane de Poitiers

I had a guy message me once, asking if I'd ever considered shaving my hair off, because it would look,amazing on me. (Said something about my eyes and smile making that so)

Not sure if the guy was serious or trying to mess with me, but it was one of the more odd messages I've received.

If we were voting, I might select this one!

[Sonic_Spork]

The baby-face young man who simply wrote in his first attempt to communicate: "Pick me!"
Had me asking, wtf are you a Pokemon? He kinda looked like some sort of Pokemon.

The grizzled blue collar cynic who wrote:
"Wow, I don't remember your profile being so "sht just happened" but I guess we can get coffee or something if you want."

Don't have to sound so enthusiastic, guy. Really the tone was, "*sigh* I GUESS I could go on a date with you...if I had to." Well no. You do not have to. I'm not sure (it's been years after all) but I don't think I even bothered to reply to that one. I already had a couple of pretty fun, and far more enthusiastic, men I was seeing at that point. I wish I could remember some of the more ridiculous ones, because I do remember there being an awful lot of them.