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Old 07-23-2019, 09:33 AM
 
Location: Central New Jersey
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Click your heels 3 times. See if that'll get a response.
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Old 07-23-2019, 10:15 AM
 
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You know what you need to do. Man up and tell us how it ends.
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Old 07-23-2019, 10:59 AM
 
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Go knock on her door, see what she wants. For heaven's sake....
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Old 07-23-2019, 12:00 PM
 
Location: Canada
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You really are a confused guy because you've imagined this whole scenario.

Turning the water on and off to get your attention. Uh-huh. A more likely scenario is that she was cleaning the bathroom. Code for sex...
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Old 07-23-2019, 12:21 PM
 
Location: on the wind
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You really are a confused guy because you've imagined this whole scenario.

Turning the water on and off to get your attention. Uh-huh. A more likely scenario is that she was cleaning the bathroom. Code for sex...
LOL!! Don't you just HATE it when ordinary everyday reality sneaks up to interrupt our fantasies?
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Old 07-23-2019, 12:44 PM
 
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she wants to have sex
You are delusional, cupcake!
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Old 07-23-2019, 03:28 PM
 
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So, I have a neighbor who lives right next to me and we are door to door neighbors. She's around my age maybe a little older and we have never spoken. We have this weird thing that we do sometimes, when someone takes a shower or a bath we can hear the water run through the pipes in my apartment building. So, I take a shower every night before the gym and she did the same thing, I stop taking showers late at night and tonight something changed


I was in my place making no noise at all, she starts to turn on the shower and off for a few minutes to get my attention. I'm not turning on my shower at all, so she goes and jumps in the shower and starts slowly banging against the wall. I can hear her banging against the wall trying to get my attention


So, this happens. I jump into the shower and when I finish, I get into bed until this happens. She starts opening kitchen cabinets to make a bunch of noise so I heard it and than she knocks on the wall. She wants me to come over and knock on her door? I didn't and its been like 30 minutes now


she wants to have sex
If I'm attacked walking down the street in a mini-skirt and high heels it's my own fault because I asked for it... NOT

Dude you sound like a rapist.
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Old 07-23-2019, 07:42 PM
 
Location: Asheville, NC
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so, i have a neighbor who lives right next to me and we are door to door neighbors. She's around my age maybe a little older and we have never spoken. We have this weird thing that we do sometimes, when someone takes a shower or a bath we can hear the water run through the pipes in my apartment building. So, i take a shower every night before the gym and she did the same thing, i stop taking showers late at night and tonight something changed


i was in my place making no noise at all, she starts to turn on the shower and off for a few minutes to get my attention. I'm not turning on my shower at all, so she goes and jumps in the shower and starts slowly banging against the wall. I can hear her banging against the wall trying to get my attention


so, this happens. I jump into the shower and when i finish, i get into bed until this happens. She starts opening kitchen cabinets to make a bunch of noise so i heard it and than she knocks on the wall. She wants me to come over and knock on her door? I didn't and its been like 30 minutes now


she wants to have sex

:d :d :d
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Old 07-24-2019, 06:01 AM
 
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Never bang a coworker or next door neighbor; it never turns out for the best. Unless you're looking for a new job or to move.
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Old 07-24-2019, 07:35 AM
 
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Never bang a coworker or next door neighbor; it never turns out for the best. Unless you're looking for a new job or to move.
If you have the opportunity to bang a coworker of a next door neighbor DO IT. Opportunities like this don't happen often.
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