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Old 07-22-2019, 10:25 PM
 
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So, I have a neighbor who lives right next to me and we are door to door neighbors. She's around my age maybe a little older and we have never spoken. We have this weird thing that we do sometimes, when someone takes a shower or a bath we can hear the water run through the pipes in my apartment building. So, I take a shower every night before the gym and she did the same thing, I stop taking showers late at night and tonight something changed


I was in my place making no noise at all, she starts to turn on the shower and off for a few minutes to get my attention. I'm not turning on my shower at all, so she goes and jumps in the shower and starts slowly banging against the wall. I can hear her banging against the wall trying to get my attention


So, this happens. I jump into the shower and when I finish, I get into bed until this happens. She starts opening kitchen cabinets to make a bunch of noise so I heard it and than she knocks on the wall. She wants me to come over and knock on her door? I didn't and its been like 30 minutes now


she wants to have sex

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Old 07-22-2019, 10:49 PM
 
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I can believe it.

*shrugs and moves on to something else*
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Old 07-23-2019, 04:01 AM
 
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Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipes...


Cool story bro!
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Old 07-23-2019, 04:05 AM
 
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Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipes...


Cool story bro!
Goddammit I can't rep you anymore, that song was great, man.
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Old 07-23-2019, 08:36 AM
 
Location: Brentwood, Tennessee
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she wants to have sex
Maybe so, but probably not with you.
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Old 07-23-2019, 08:40 AM
 
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I take a shower every night before the gym
This is the part of the story I find most unusual.
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Old 07-23-2019, 08:43 AM
 
Location: In a place beyond human comprehension
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So, battle of the showers = desire to engage in coitus?

Huh, who knew.

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Old 07-23-2019, 08:53 AM
 
Location: NE Mississippi
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Jeez, OP.
Go borrow a cup of sugar. Don't bring a cup. Then you will have to go back and bring her cup back.
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Old 07-23-2019, 09:26 AM
 
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“Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me
Twice on the pipe if the answer is no
Oh my sweetness
Means you'll meet me in the hallway
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show”
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Old 07-23-2019, 09:28 AM
 
Location: The cupboard under the sink
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