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06-20-2008, 10:54 AM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rcm58
Your very interesting = Your way out there or are way over my head
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Yikes, I hear this quite a bit when I'm being myself.  |
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06-20-2008, 11:49 AM
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World's Most Modest Man
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TGIF!  Good stuff, Smokey and Rcm. But I disagree w/ many of them.  |
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08-15-2008, 05:14 PM
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What happens when you get blonde genies?
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes.
The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a golf-course mansion, surrounded by 50 beautiful women.
After he makes love to all of them, he begins to explore this fabulous house.
Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet, he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
Then, there's a knock at the door.
He answers it and standing there are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he's dead.
As the Klansmen are walking away, they remove their hoods.
It's the two blonde genies.
One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me?"
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08-15-2008, 05:39 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by beowulf7
One blonde genie says to the other one, "I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me?"
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That's a good one! |
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08-22-2008, 01:34 PM
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Who wants to Ride the S.L.U.T.?
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08-22-2008, 02:47 PM
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03-24-2009, 04:19 PM
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Senior Member
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There Haven't Been Enough Scary Posts Lately!
Try this one guys!
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