For divorced people and married people (affairs, feeling, relations, reason)

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by Fat Freddy

None of that makes any difference now.
I just had my first encounter with a big red DVD vending machine outside the supermarket.
New releases for $1.
We are about to start an affair.
This may be my final fling.

I hate to be the one to have to tell you, but if it's the same machine I'm thinking of, it takes dollars from a LOT of guys - more than a barrel-full of strippers (pauses to savor the imagery)

For the love of Neptune, lad - don't do it! Think of what you're giving up - all for that little video-vending vamp! It's that red color, isn't it? Like waving a red flag in front of a bull, right? She probably even offers to give you change for a $5 or $10, right? HAH! Dream on! She's just a desperate little dispenser - a contrite little coin-counter - you'll NEVER find happiness with her!

DON'T GIVE IN TO YOUR BASER INSTINCTS!!!

[moonsavvy]

Ha, too funny

Speaking of videooooos

I started dating vongo, it's not going very well. First of all If he decides to cooperate and play, he only does it when it's convient for him. Then he takes his time "connecting" (and it always takes longer than necessary). Then he quits right in the middle of the show, several times as a matter of fact, then I have to go move my mouse around to get him to wake up.
I think I may have to call it quits.

[Huckleberry3911948]

bonding is like glue jobs, each time you reglue it gets weaker.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by moonsavvy

Then he quits right in the middle of the show, several times as a matter of fact, then I have to go move my mouse around to get him to wake up.

I think they call that videus interruptus... unfortunately, a common condition in older videos...

Luckily, there's Videagra...

[moonsavvy]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I think they call that videus interruptus... unfortunately, a common condition in older videos...

Luckily, there's Videagra...

I'm not sure my "friend" is willing to accept outside assistance.

*sigh* I can't control him.

I think I may have to take a break from videos all together, books are working out just fine.

[Pikantari]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

You should celebrate it, Robyn! My ex and I celebrated ours. Otherwise we would've only had one... Well, guess that was because we were also "dating" at the time (each other that is)...

OMG! He hates me. Oh that made me think of a song just now.... the guy is singing she f-n hates me! Its like he is screaming it. First time I heard it, really shocked me with the lyrics...

Celebrate it. I don't think so. I remember last years anniversary.. not good.

[Pikantari]

I don't even watch tv anymore. Not for the last... 9 months or so. Just every once in a while. not even on the weekends when I am all alone. I have to be around people.

[Fat Freddy]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

I hate to be the one to have to tell you, but if it's the same machine I'm thinking of, it takes dollars from a LOT of guys...

She probably even offers to give you change for a $5 or $10, right? HAH! Dream on! She's just a desperate little dispenser - a contrite little coin-counter

you'll NEVER find happiness with her!

Yesterday I would have said you were wrong.

I could feel in every fiber of my body that what I was feeling was real and we had a long satisfying relationship ahead.

She didn't accept cash, only credit cards so I thought that she was high class. But that was just a lie.

This morning, when I went to return "No Country For Old Men", she wouldn't accept it. I called the 800 number, but got no answer. If I didn't get the disk back in by noon, I would automatically be charged a late fee.

There was nothing I could do. The biitch had my number, and my expiration date. She was going to take me to the cleaners.

I went back to my truck, got a tire iron, ...... that's all I'm admitting to.

It's over. I pray that NetFlix will take me back. I have always loved those little red envelopes.

[moonsavvy]

Originally Posted by Fat Freddy

Yesterday I would have said you were wrong.

I could feel in every fiber of my body that what I was feeling was real and we had a long satisfying relationship ahead.

She didn't accept cash, only credit cards so I thought that she was high class. But that was just a lie.

This morning, when I went to return "No Country For Old Men", she wouldn't accept it. I called the 800 number, but got no answer. If I didn't get the disk back in by noon, I would automatically be charged a late fee.

There was nothing I could do. The biitch had my number, and my expiration date. She was going to take me to the cleaners.

I went back to my truck, got a tire iron, ...... that's all I'm admitting to.

It's over. I pray that NetFlix will take me back. I have always loved those little red envelopes.

Stop It!

Actually I'm on a laugh high...thanks

[SifuPhil]

I'm sorry, FF - you have my condolences, and a ready and eager ear if you want to talk this out. I know exactly how you feel...

...I was dumped last week by a Skill Crane.

Yeah, she took MY money, too - promised me all sorts of things - but did she ever keep her word? Heck no. She kept teasing me and teasing me..."just reach a little farther, sweetheart - it's yours if you want it!...a little to the right, babe...ooh, yeah, that's it, baby! Yes! Oh, YEESSSSS!"

Yeah, right.