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04-23-2008, 04:23 PM
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The Texan formerly known as NWPAguy
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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For divorced people and married people
I figure this may help HobokenKitchen and I get the statistics we talked about. Vote in the poll only if you're divorced, or if you're married. (Still single, or engaged, don't count for this one. Sorry!)
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04-23-2008, 04:25 PM
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I have more questions than answers
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: ARK-KIN-SAW
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wheres the poll?
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04-23-2008, 04:27 PM
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The Texan formerly known as NWPAguy
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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it's here...  |
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04-23-2008, 04:52 PM
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Iconoclastic Terrorist
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: In the woods next to the ocean
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I had sex before I was married.
Then I got married.
Then I had sex with someone else.
And also with the one I was married to.
Then I got divorced.
Then I married the one I was having sex with while I was married to the other one.
Then we had more sex.
And I had sex with someone else.
And got divorced again.
Then I had sex with the one I was having sex with when I was married to the other one.
And we had a lot of it.
We evidently had too much because a couple of kids popped out.
Then we had a lot more sex.
Until we finally burned out.
Then we got a big screen Plasma TV.
Now watch movies all evening and fall asleep watching Leno.
My new love interest is named NetFix.
I recently divorced Blockbuster.
Last edited by Fat Freddy; 04-23-2008 at 05:02 PM..
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04-23-2008, 04:59 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
Status:
"I'll be back; or not..."
(set 2 days ago)
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
20,562 posts, read 11,900,242 times
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat Freddy
I had sex before I was married.
Then I got married.
Then I had sex with someone else.
And also with the one I was married to.
Then I got divorced.
Then I married the one I was having sex with while I was married to the other one.
Then we had more sex.
And I had sex with someone else.
And got divorced again.
Then I had sex with the one I was having sex with when I was married to the other one.
And we had a lot of it.
We evidently had too much because a couple of kids popped out.
Then we had a lot more sex.
Until we finally burned out.
Then we got a big screen Plasma TV.
We watch movies all evening and fall asleep watching Leno.
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Who remembers who had sex with whom in these days, right...  There may be some overlaps you forget, too. |
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04-23-2008, 08:26 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat Freddy
I recently divorced Blockbuster.
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Who pays custody on the DVD's?
Did you have to go for video counseling first?
Do you still have visitation rights on the "New Releases" wall? |
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04-23-2008, 09:40 PM
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Thats it and thats that
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cackalacki
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Ok, I am sorta married but not divorced. Does that count? I am separated.
I was married for 12 years, well, I will go past anopther anniversary before I am divorced... geez, does this have to be so complicated?
Ok. I am separated. My WASband and I were together for about 17 years.
OK, here we go. I am married, heading for divorce. Married for more than two times more than five years, together for more than three times five years. Sex before marriage. Now...
I am separated, and there is no sex. How bout that?
We split the dvds...
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04-23-2008, 09:59 PM
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Iconoclastic Terrorist
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: In the woods next to the ocean
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SifuPhil
Who pays custody on the DVD's?
Did you have to go for video counseling first?
Do you still have visitation rights on the "New Releases" wall?
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None of that makes any difference now.
I just had my first encounter with a big red DVD vending machine outside the supermarket.
New releases for $1.
We are about to start an affair.
This may be my final fling. |
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04-23-2008, 10:01 PM
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Iconoclastic Terrorist
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: In the woods next to the ocean
2,981 posts, read 2,057,526 times
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sierraAZ
Who remembers who had sex with whom in these days, right..
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Not only do I not remember who, I have forgotten how. |
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04-23-2008, 10:09 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
Status:
"I'll be back; or not..."
(set 2 days ago)
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
20,562 posts, read 11,900,242 times
Reputation: 6787
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cinderobyn
well, I will go past anopther anniversary before I am divorced... geez, does this have to be so complicated?
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You should celebrate it, Robyn! My ex and I celebrated ours. Otherwise we would've only had one... Well, guess that was because we were also "dating" at the time (each other that is)...  |
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