Attention ladies: Ultimate turn on (2010, friend, beautiful, experiences)

[artsyguy]

I saw a hot older guy (early 40s) at the grocery store the other day. He had salt n pepper on the sides and I felt instant magnitism but I think he was with his wife. So I didn't want to flirt. She was pestering him about something LOL. Kinda hilarious.

Originally Posted by smiling_nurse

Salt n pepper hair, esp if premature. That rasp you hear but not see indicating a 5 o'clock shadow if he rubs his chin. Soft mouth, warm smile, nice eyes.

[pirate girl]

My ultimate turn on-----

Do my laundry, clean my kitchen and bathrooms, dust, wash my car, cook me a delicious dinner...........

[artsyguy]

don't forget massage your bunions and paint your toe nails.

Originally Posted by pirate girl

My ultimate turn on-----

Do my laundry, clean my kitchen and bathrooms, dust, wash my car, cook me a delicious dinner...........

[veuvegirl]

Kisser. A guy who knows how to kiss...

[Fat Freddy]

Originally Posted by artsyguy

I saw a hot older guy (early 40s) at the grocery store the other day.

When I lived in San Francisco, whenever I went to the store, gay guys were always hitting on me. I'm usually friendly to everyone, but it did get old, so I would take the baby with me in a bag thing that I strapped on my chest.

She became my shield and nobody tried to pick me up when I had her strapped on.

But older women were always coming up to us and googley talking to her and poking her and making her laugh and jump around.
And that was worse than being hit on by the gay guys.

Then I found this denim hat in the street. It was like a pancake golf hat but was popular with Black Guys in the 70's. When I wore that hat, nobody talked to me.

I still have the hat but I haven't worn it for years although once in a while I run across it in my closet and I put it on. My wife always laughs at me and leaves the room. But I don't care. I love that hat.

[chiaroscuro]

Originally Posted by Fat Freddy

Then I found this denim hat in the street. It was like a pancake golf hat but was popular with Black Guys in the 70's. When I wore that hat, nobody talked to me.

It also works if you wear a red shirt. Red says f**k off, apparently. Don't wear blue or green, definitely don't wear white, those are all very approachable colors. Black with the sleeves torn off will keep people away, too. Unless you are at the mall, and then weird chicks with piercings will come up and flirt with you. So yes, wear dark red like blood, and pants that are a size too big. Or just wear a ski mask.

[slove1106]

Hmm... ultimate turn on...

How bout a big bulge in their pants... You know that 3 inch thick wallet in their back pocket. Just kidding.

I'd have to say a well dressed man. I'm a sucker for a man who knows how to dress.

[StuckPA]

Originally Posted by pushkinswife

I love a man in UNIFORM!!!!!!! (no, not the wanna be robo cops) When I'm driving and I see those blue lights behind me let's just say I'm frazzled for a different reason! I prefer cops but a fireman will do!

That probably explains why there's an overabundance of firemen in some areas I've been

[qt_batutie24]

[quote=slove1106;3849174]Hmm... ultimate turn on...

How bout a big bulge in their pants... You know that 3 inch wallet in their back pocket. Just kidding.

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lol u ain't kidding girl!! hahaha

[StuckPA]

From personal experience though I think it all boils down to attitude. A guy could have/do all that stuff,but if his attitude is a turn off in any way then no dice