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05-20-2008, 11:23 AM
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According to my beloved wife, no man on the planet has ever been shot by his wife while washing the dishes, vacuuming the house, or making up the bed.
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05-20-2008, 11:41 AM
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a man with intelligence....worldly views...eyes, and how gentle and understanding he is.....sheesh, whisper in my ear, and I'd follow HIM anywhere....lol
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05-20-2008, 11:45 AM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Originally Posted by moonsavvy
Ouch, yes that would not be good.
I guess what I mean is that they see your so called "demons" and don't run off into hiding. They see the real you, not the egoic you. 
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If there are demons to be seen in your soul, it attracts others possessing their own demons, and the result is devastation. Too many demons per capita.
I don't know anymore. It's a no-win situation... If you're complete and whole (I'm yet to see one), you can't be seduced; if you have missing parts (as we all do), you attract somebody to teach you, aka scr*w up your life... and his... And it’s not like he necessarily sets out intentionally do so… such are the dynamics of this destructive game. Nunnery sounds better and better to me...
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05-20-2008, 11:47 AM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Originally Posted by cremebrulee
a man with intelligence....worldly views...eyes, and how gentle and understanding he is.....sheesh, whisper in my ear, and I'd follow HIM anywhere....lol
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Oh, creme, it sounds like you haven't learned your lessons, either, honey...  Try something more practical.
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05-20-2008, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ
Oh, creme, it sounds like you haven't learned your lessons, either, honey...  Try something more practical.
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ok
hmmmm, lets see, how bout the way he smiles....that cheshire cat smile....LOL
Praticle....ok, he goes to buy me a diamond, but he purchases a long winter coat instead...practicle? NOAHHHHH?????
How bout, he loves liver and onions?
or
he kicks pigons on his early morning walks?
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05-20-2008, 12:36 PM
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Countdown to CHRISTMAS!!!!!
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Originally Posted by cpg35223
According to my beloved wife, no man on the planet has ever been shot by his wife while washing the dishes, vacuuming the house, or making up the bed.
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that is unless he is "doing it the wrong way"  
btw cpg, I ran into some Alabamian swingers in my town over the weekend, they were trying to recruit  
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05-20-2008, 01:21 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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How bout, he loves liver and onions?
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A lot better!  Not that it's scientifically proven jerks don't eat liver and onions...  You can add taking out trash and the likes... Ooops, those applied to marriages, and I don’t think you plan on THAT. I give up…
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05-20-2008, 01:40 PM
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Were they hot? Or did they look like overeating, middle-aged accountants on their day off?
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05-20-2008, 02:03 PM
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A lot better!  Not that it's scientifically proven jerks don't eat liver and onions...  You can add taking out trash and the likes... Ooops, those applied to marriages, and I don’t think you plan on THAT. I give up…
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THEY DON"T????? 
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05-20-2008, 02:12 PM
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East Meets West
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Originally Posted by cpg35223
According to my beloved wife, no man on the planet has ever been shot by his wife while washing the dishes, vacuuming the house, or making up the bed.
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Originally Posted by MonaLisaVito
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Exactly.
If he stacks the dinner plates before the appetizer plates, then the non-homicide marriage law can and will be revoked.
You have been notified. Now duck!
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