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If I had a dollar for each time I have heard someone say that to describe something...I'd be a rich lady! Some women at my job referred to a cake made from a box mix that was soaking in pool of sweetened condensed milk as "better than sex". An acquaintance said a long hot soak and a good book were better than sex.
Has anyone else heard people describe things as being better than sex? I am wondering if they have been doing it the right way, if in fact they think that anything else is better? What have you heard people describe as being better than bumping nasties? (can I say it that way? Dont want to get spanked for TOS violation.)
I had given one of my employees a gift certificate for a 2-hour professional massage. You guess it, when asked how it went, she said it was "better than sex".
I had given one of my employees a gift certificate for a 2-hour professional massage. You guess it, when asked how it went, she said it was "better than sex".
I was sitting around the table with my very staid and conservative in-laws and my wife's very conservative brothers. Somehow or another, they go on to the subject of having sex. One brother said, "well, it's pretty quiet." To which I said, "Well, you're not doing it right, then."
Everybody blushed but me. And my sisters-in-laws had pretty priceless expressions.
I have heard about the cake and I have tasted it and it is not all that. I think people that think a cake is better than sex have been doing it with the wrong person.......
I was sitting around the table with my very staid and conservative in-laws and my wife's very conservative brothers. Somehow or another, they go on to the subject of having sex. One brother said, "well, it's pretty quiet." To which I said, "Well, you're not doing it right, then."
Everybody blushed but me. And my sisters-in-laws had pretty priceless expressions.
My point exactly - THANK YOU! No wonder everyone was blushing - they apparently are "uncomfortable" about the subject which is a communication killer.
I don't know...but now I REALLY want to try that cake.
Don't bother - apparently, the people who think it's that good aren't aware of what good sex is like, nor have they had any decent pastry. A Reese's peanut butter cup is a masterpiece confection compared to this cake.
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