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06-17-2008, 12:11 AM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
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Originally Posted by beowulf7
LOL!  I'm holding out my hands in a cross at the mention of the chain and ball.
I'll be vain and make a poem about myself before I call it a night. Yes, it's horrible, but that's midnight poetry for you.
Beowulf stalks his prey at night.
Those women, they run, full of fright.
As he approaches, he stares them down.
Unaware that he looks like a clown.
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Hey, it's not horrible, but quit telling yourself women run away from ya 'cause it might turn into self-fulfilling prophecy... unless that's what you're hoping for... 
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06-17-2008, 11:30 AM
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World's Most Modest Man
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ
Hey, it's not horrible, but quit telling yourself women run away from ya 'cause it might turn into self-fulfilling prophecy... unless that's what you're hoping for... 
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Sometimes, if you say one thing, then the opposite will happen. Then I'd be in luck! 
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06-17-2008, 11:35 AM
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East Meets West
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These are so awesome...I'm having the best time reading them... 
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06-17-2008, 11:41 AM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Originally Posted by JerZ
These are so awesome...I'm having the best time reading them... 
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LOL, you created monsters, JerZ! 
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06-17-2008, 11:42 AM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Sometimes, if you say one thing, then the opposite will happen. Then I'd be in luck! 
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Let's hope so! 
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06-17-2008, 11:48 AM
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World's Most Modest Man
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Originally Posted by JerZ
These are so awesome...I'm having the best time reading them... 
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I think you're due for some poetry, Ms. Z. 
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06-17-2008, 11:56 AM
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East Meets West
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I think you're due for some poetry, Ms. Z. 
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Only if I'm allowed to write it with a Jersey accent!
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06-17-2008, 11:59 AM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Only if I'm allowed to write it with a Jersey accent!
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Is it like Fran Drescher's?  Running for the earplugs. 
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06-17-2008, 12:06 PM
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East Meets West
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ
Is it like Fran Drescher's?  Running for the earplugs. 
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LOL!!!!!
Oh my gawd.
I'm actually just kidding around...I don't have a very heavy accent at all. I never did, which everyone (back in NJ) always thought was weird. But I do say several things that would have you running for an ice pick to stick in your ears. For example, "cawfee" and "chawklit" and the inner compulsion to reply "Oh my god!" to anything more than two degrees out of the ordinary.
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06-17-2008, 12:53 PM
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You're unique just like everyone else in the world
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Derby, KS
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ
No woman I know gets mad if somebody tries to make her happy.
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....only every woman I've ever been involved with. 
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