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Old 06-26-2008, 12:12 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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ok, nowwwwww your pushing it....
I don't want those regardless of who sleeps on them.
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:38 PM
 
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I don't want those regardless of who sleeps on them.

LOL, I'm with ya there...opps, I mean, I agree...

Hah, I know you guys when you get going...really have to watch what I say...LOL
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:52 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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#33 Honey I'm afraid I'm running late, why don't you and Linda go on without me.
#34 Don't feel bad about not being able to find work, I already talked to my boss about working through the weekend.
#35 Wow your boss is definitely Do-able.
#36 Why did your brother get circumcised but not you?
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Old 06-26-2008, 12:56 PM
 
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#33 Honey I'm afraid I'm running late, why don't you and Linda go on without me.
#34 Don't feel bad about not being able to find work, I already talked to my boss about working through the weekend.
#35 Wow your boss is definitely Do-able.
#36 Why did your brother get circumcised but not you?

HAH!!!!!!!! especially 34....loved them...thanks
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:00 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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Glad you liked them Creme, sorry I couldn't leave you points, hope you know I will when I can
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:02 PM
 
Location: Land of Thought and Flow
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Here's the ones that I have actually said *to a degree*:

2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

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Old 06-26-2008, 01:02 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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#37 Look how much bigger it looks when I hold a flashlight on it.
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:05 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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#37 Look how much bigger it looks when I hold a flashlight on it.
This reminds me... OMG... Somebody told me a woman here in the US explored him literally with a flashlight because he isn't circumcised!
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:16 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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#38 I don't know why you think everything I cook tastes like almonds.
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Old 06-26-2008, 01:23 PM
 
Location: Orlando, FL
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I've definately said a few from the first list. I like bar food....I don't mind going to get oil changes....I actually wouldn't mind at all to go paint the house...I like riding the lawn mower. I've said my ass was fatter. I've said number one a few times. I'm sure I've said others but that list was funny.
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