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Old 06-26-2008, 10:13 AM
 
Location: In my view finder.....
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1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
4. Bar food again! Kick ass.
5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?
9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.
11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.
14. You are so much smarter than my father.
15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
21. I'll be out painting the house.
22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
25. Your mother is way better than mine.
26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.
27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours! 30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.

Last edited by Ron.; 06-26-2008 at 10:26 AM..
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:20 AM
 
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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^^^ ChicagoRon, I just KNOW you're gonna get 'burned at the stake' for some of those, but I was WHOOPING with unashamed laughter when I read them...you made my day, man :-)
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:31 AM
 
Location: over there --->
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haha. I actually found that list quite funny (and I'm female...). Although I must disagree on the football-related ones...I've actually turned down a date because I wanted to watch the late game on a Sunday...
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:39 AM
 
Location: Tucson
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Originally Posted by ChicagoRon View Post
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. [u]I don't blame you for ignoring me[/b].
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
4. Bar food again! Kick ass.
5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?
9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.
11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer. (not really... but so do my own)
14. You are so much smarter than my father.
15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
18. You're so sexy when you're hung over. (could be)
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
21. I'll be out painting the house.
22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
25. Your mother is way better than mine.
26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.
27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours! 30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
I'm curious to see how many I may do.

11 out of 30 - I knew I was a dream woman!
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:41 AM
 
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Originally Posted by ChicagoRon View Post
1. You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
2. The new girl in my office is a real beauty, and a stripper too, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
3. While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
4. Bar food again! Kick ass.
5. I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
6. That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
7. Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
8. I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?
9. It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
10. Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.
11. My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
12. I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
13. Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and beer.
14. You are so much smarter than my father.
15. If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch football.
16. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
17. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
18. You're so sexy when you're hung over.
19. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
20. Let's subscribe to Hustler.
21. I'll be out painting the house.
22. I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
23. Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!
24. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
25. Your mother is way better than mine.
26. Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself something.
27. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire.
28. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.
29. Look! My ass is fatter than yours! 30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.
30. Let's get rid of my friends and keep all of yours.

LOL
this isn't a women, it's a stepford wife Really funny..but chaknow, I think women are changing and becoming some what more like this?

Loved this
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:46 AM
 
Location: Tennessee
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Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's bare ass.

I'm still laughing!

In all fairness my wife does take in the cars for oil changes most times and not only Bought me my last motorcycle she liked seeing my friends and I go out riding.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:54 AM
 
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I'm curious to see how many I may do.

11 out of 30 - I knew I was a dream woman!

Hey, me too..........11 out of 30 are duable.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:54 AM
 
Location: in my imagination
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#31 "Oh I like sleeping on the wet spot"
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:08 AM
 
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#31 "Oh I like sleeping on the wet spot"

ok, nowwwwww your pushing it....
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Old 06-26-2008, 11:09 AM
 
Location: Tennessee
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#32 " Wow those people at AARP are really nice sending me all this information, how'd they know I'm getting old?
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