Female and Male Geography (woman, beautiful, people, Canada)

[Rathagos]

Geography of a Woman:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well-developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.. with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, a woman becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit her.

Geography of a Man:

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran... ruled by a d***.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by Rathagos

Geography of a Woman:

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well-developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain.. with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving but open to meeting new people.

After 70, a woman becomes like Tibet, wildly beautiful with a mysterious past and the wisdom of ages... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit her.

Geography of a Man:

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran... ruled by a d***.

I'd only come across the female geography part. The male geography sounds as simple as anything else about men. I'm not completely sure if the Lake of Ego dries out or floods the plains more and more with age or if that depends on the individual, though.

[beowulf7]

Just great, another joke thread.

[findinghope]

good one Rathagos-lol

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by sierraAZ

I'm not completely sure if the Lake of Ego dries out or floods the plains more and more with age or if that depends on the individual, though.

At least the country isn't inundated with tsunamis once a month...

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

At least the country isn't inundated with tsunamis once a month...

No need - some countries are permanently flooded.

[lionking]

of course regarding 18 to 70 having the mountains of Tibet is beneficial,even if latter those mountains turn more into the rolling hills of the Sahara,that's ok too.

[MonaLisaVito]

Originally Posted by lionking

of course regarding 18 to 70 having the mountains of Tibet is beneficial,even if latter those mountains turn more into the rolling hills of the Sahara,that's ok too.

oh for goodness sakes

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by lionking

of course regarding 18 to 70 having the mountains of Tibet is beneficial,even if latter those mountains turn more into the rolling hills of the Sahara,that's ok too.

LOL -

"Why did you climb them?"

"Because they were there..."

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

LOL -

"Why did you climb them?"

"Because they were there..."

That's too oinkish of a taste for me in the context of this forum...