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View Poll Results: What should I do if I see them having sex again in the future?
Make some popcorn and enjoy the show. 36 37.11%
Invite friends and other neighbors over and charge admission. 15 15.46%
Record the show and post it all over the 'net. 8 8.25%
Go to their house and ask if I could join in on the fun. 13 13.40%
Whip out a notebook and take notes on how to do it. 1 1.03%
Inform them that others could see their show. 10 10.31%
Other (please describe below). 14 14.43%
Voters: 97. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 07-10-2008, 12:12 AM
Location: Sherman Oaks, CA
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If it's people having sex in the house next door, I'd probably do nothing and just ignore it. However, if it was in the apartment above mine and kept me awake, I'd probably yell something like: "Yeah, I saw that video, too! Great performance! You guys get 4 out of 5 stars!"

Old 07-10-2008, 12:26 AM
Location: TX
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In all the years I lived in an apt., I don't recall ever hearing a neighbor having sex. Now that I'm in a house with unshared walls, I obviously won't hear them unless they're really that damn good!
Old 07-10-2008, 02:04 PM
Location: Austin, TX
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I would mind my own business
Old 07-10-2008, 05:58 PM
Location: When will Hell Freeze Phoenix, AZ
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I'm sure I'd turn to stone if I saw MY neighboors getting it on!! Even the thought of it makes me want to throw up
Old 07-10-2008, 06:36 PM
Location: Where the real happy cows reside!
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When we lived in an apartment complex there was one young couple who were quite vocal. One night a bunch of us who lived in the complex had had a little too much drink. Well, the couple were begining to crescendo, so we ran underneath their window and started howling!

I think we ruined the passion, but things did get pretty quiet for a while afterwards.
Old 07-10-2008, 08:33 PM
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Used to live in this small apartment building. There was a couple upstairs. ONe time on a weeknight, about 9:30PM, I'm on my bed just relaxing... and I hear them. And they're loud.

Then another time it's 3AM on a Friday night. I am on the internet when I hear them going at it, immediately above me, in the living room. LOUD.

Oh yes! OH YES YES YES!!!!

It goes for about 20 minutes. The woman is literally screaming. Everyone probably heard her.


I go to the 2nd bedroom. Try to fall asleep. Hear footsteps, they've now gone to their 2nd bedroom. YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't fall asleep. So I go to my bedroom. And wouldn't you know it... they move to that bedroom too.

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH YEA YEAH YEAH!!!!!

Old 07-11-2008, 10:33 AM
Location: TX
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I still haven't seen what those neighbors look like that are diagonally across my backyard, other than that silhouette sex incident. I'm tempted to knock on their front door just to meet them.

tea tea, that's hilarious about c()ck blocking a neighbor by howling!
Old 07-11-2008, 10:38 AM
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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I'll say this, though - I MUCH prefer hearing the sounds of lovemaking than the sounds of gunfire, arguing, wife beating, child abuse...
Old 07-11-2008, 11:11 AM
Location: TX
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Originally Posted by SifuPhil View Post
I'll say this, though - I MUCH prefer hearing the sounds of lovemaking than the sounds of gunfire, arguing, wife beating, child abuse...
You must've had a depraved childhood.
Old 07-11-2008, 11:17 AM
Location: syracuse ny
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Originally Posted by beowulf7 View Post
Late one night, I opened my back patio door to throw something biodegradable into my backyard. Just before I closed the door, from the corner of my eye, I saw something unusual just beyond my fence. I saw the silhouette of 2 people; their blinds were closed, but their lights were on. A few sec. later, it occurred to me that they were having sex. [IMG]http://******************/obscene-smiley-1005.gif[/IMG]

Through one window, I could see the shadow of a woman (and her breasts) bobbing up and down and a man with unkempt hair laying down in the next window. Contrary to what you think, I honestly only saw the incident for about 5-10 sec.

What should I do if I see this again in the future? Feel free to vote in this pole, I mean poll.
Is it on utube yet, and if so can you provide a link?
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