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If I could name some of the places Ive seen people going at it....(or some places we've been, when I had a significant other).
Sex. Its not just for the bedroom anymore.
Voyeur! Now picture what could be happening if only people's heads stick out above the water - say in the sea, pool, spa...
1988, jacuzzi hot tub, after about 45 mintues of goin at it the teenage boy next door who had been watching out his window finally said "dude, who's the babe"
Late one night, I opened my back patio door to throw something biodegradable into my backyard. Just before I closed the door, from the corner of my eye, I saw something unusual just beyond my fence. I saw the silhouette of 2 people; their blinds were closed, but their lights were on. A few sec. later, it occurred to me that they were having sex. [IMG]http://******************/obscene-smiley-1005.gif[/IMG]
Through one window, I could see the shadow of a woman (and her breasts) bobbing up and down and a man with unkempt hair laying down in the next window. Contrary to what you think, I honestly only saw the incident for about 5-10 sec.
What should I do if I see this again in the future? Feel free to vote in this pole, I mean poll.
A similar thing happened to me two weeks ago. I was home baking and when I opened the oven my souffle had dropped. After a call to the Seismic Information Hotline, I found there was some unexplained local activity, so naturally I went next door to look in my neighbor's window.
Sure enough, between the wisps of smoke, it looked like the bedroom scene out of the Exorcist.
The look of panic on their faces prompted me to run to the garage for my tool kit. I raced back to their house just in time to stabilize the trapeeze and readjust their safety harness. I quickly changed the oil in two of their "machines" and left a case of "D" batteries. Fortunately, I was able to get all of the farm animals out of their bedroom, except one chicken, and a particularly attractive cow with a smile on her face.
Sadly, the neighbors have since separated. He is now a banana trader in Uraguay, and she has run off to join the circus as a sword swallower and is doing quite well. Upon reflection I should have just thrown the souffle out and curled up on the couch with a box of Oreos.
A similar thing happened to me two weeks ago. I was home baking and when I opened the oven my souffle had dropped. After a call to the Seismic Information Hotline, I found there was some unexplained local activity, so naturally I went next door to look in my neighbor's window.
Sure enough, between the wisps of smoke, it looked like the bedroom scene out of the Exorcist.
The look of panic on their faces prompted me to run to the garage for my tool kit. I raced back to their house just in time to stabilize the trapeeze and readjust their safety harness. I quickly changed the oil in two of their "machines" and left a case of "D" batteries. Fortunately, I was able to get all of the farm animals out of their bedroom, except one chicken, and a particularly attractive cow with a smile on her face.
Sadly, the neighbors have since separated. He is now a banana trader in Uraguay, and she has run off to join the circus as a sword swallower and is doing quite well. Upon reflection I should have just thrown the souffle out and curled up on the couch with a box of Oreos.
Oddly enough, the same exact thing just happened to me the other day.
If I could name some of the places Ive seen people going at it....(or some places we've been, when I had a significant other).
Sex. Its not just for the bedroom anymore.
Ewwww.....can't say I ever saw a neighbor having sex. But I sure did hear them several times.
I had posted this in another topic but, the first time I got up because it sounded like an injured dog in the woods behind our apt.
Ok I voted to get some popcorn and watch but I also would invite friends over too!!! THEN I'd approach the neighbors and ask they if they wanted me to build them a porn site and we can all share in the profits!!!
That's what I did. I was getting ready for bed (it was about 1 a.m.; ironically, like now), so I went upstairs to brush and then came back down to sneak a peak out of curiosity. By then, the show was over.
I'll read the rest of this thread a little later (2 more pages to go).
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Now picture what could be happening if only people's heads stick out above the water - say in the sea, pool, spa...
Don't do what I did!
