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I once knew a randy leprechaun who wanted to know if I had any female unicorn friends, he had plans for "three of us" . I kicked him to the curb. Now my heart belongs to Juan O’Connor of Dublin. I tell you, you never go back once you've had a mesican leprechaun them are the best
Hey, count me in! I haven't been to London anyway and it's on my list! Meeting a randy leprechaun makes it ever so enticing!
hey bud, whats your problem with Leprechauns...in addition to being magically delicious, when i met my husband i was poor and you could imagine how the unicorn community looks down on that...he came in with his pot of gold and now my heart is full of rainbows...
Yeah, well those darn unicorns are no prize, either - big deal, walk around all day, no job, just polishing their horn.
"I can only be captured by a virgin" - yeah, right! As if!
Okay, this thread makes me sick. The thought of a black dwarf man with an Asian woman is wrong. Those dwarves are always trying to mix in with the Asians in the hopes of making them even shorter. It's true!
Why do you think they are manufacturing PLATFORM SHOES and exporting them to the US - to sneak in OVER the radar - that's why!
Yeah, well those darn unicorns are no prize, either - big deal, walk around all day, no job, just polishing their horn.
I resemble that! Not only do I slave all day, but selfishly deprive myself of rest in order to provide outstanding advice on how to scre* up one's life while managing to keep my horn polished and shiny at all times!
I resemble that! Not only do I slave all day, but selfishly deprive myself of rest in order to provide outstanding advice on how to scre* up one's life while managing to keep my horn polished and shiny at all times!
And here I thought you were being truthful when you said you couldn't go out with me because you're horny...
OK - I SEE how it is now...have fun with your London trip.
So how come my kids told me they're always after your lucky charms?!? And what did YOU have to say about that the other night?
"They're MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!"
Hey, I don't care WHAT you guys do in Battle Creek - you won't get away with it here! I've got some friends, Quake and Quisp - THEY'LL teach you!
And yeah - Quisp is part Martian and part Venusian - you got a problem with that?!? And no - Quake's nickname is NOT "ButtChin"!
Well, your kids need their eyes checked because that wasn't me. They probably ran into my wayward sister. She's been running the streets since she was 16. Poor child!
Oh, and I don't have a problem with Martians or Venusians. They seem to have a problem with me though. They wont date me so they must be racist against Leprechauns. Those meanies!!!
What?! I can't think of a better reason to go out with you! Now, if I were looking for other things, it'd be a problem.
Well, you made that face when I said I wasn't a virgin...
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I'm a lady! I only peddle my wares at home! 
