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08-14-2008, 02:27 PM
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 don't forget your Elvis sunglasses, cigar, bucket of KFC, and bottle of bacardi.... 
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Originally Posted by SifuPhil
Works for me, as long as they're female and I have a big bowl of popcorn.
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08-14-2008, 02:29 PM
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don't forget your Elvis sunglasses, cigar, bucket of KFC, and bottle of bacardi.... |
Oh, NOW you're just being kinky!  |
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08-14-2008, 02:31 PM
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Now hear this!
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Originally Posted by artsyguy
How do you do that? lol
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Do they have to fill out an application and pass the FBI background check?
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They have to know at least 5 porn stars from every generation starting from the 70's to the present, it's a mandatory requirement.  |
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08-14-2008, 02:34 PM
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They have to recite the Kama Sutra, verbatim.  |
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08-14-2008, 02:35 PM
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Don't forget to bring your bottle of viagra and ding dong pump...
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Originally Posted by SifuPhil
Oh, NOW you're just being kinky! |
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08-14-2008, 02:37 PM
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Just once. We both knew it was a mistake.
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08-14-2008, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by mr.man
They have to know at least 5 porn stars from every generation starting from the 70's to the present, it's a mandatory requirement. |
Hey, great idea! That's going into Version 3.4!
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They have to recite the Kama Sutra, verbatim.
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Recite? No.
Demonstrate? Yes.
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Don't forget to bring your bottle of viagra and ding dong pump...
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Viagra - pshhh. Bush league stuff. I use powdered sea horse...far superior. |
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08-14-2008, 03:03 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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But I'm an institution! An Ivy-League legend!
...I'm listed in "Who's Who Among American Perverts"!
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That's right! You're an even bigger institution than I am! I think I might apply to a vocational school. |
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08-14-2008, 03:05 PM
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There are things to be said for hands-on learning, I suppose... |
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08-14-2008, 03:11 PM
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Long ago I had one with this girl and it seemed I was having sex with a corpse. She was cold and stiff.
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