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08-14-2008, 03:12 PM
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Ewww where did you meet this so-called "Girl" at the morgue? 
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Originally Posted by Mr.Cat
Long ago I had one with this girl and it seemed I was having sex with a corpse. She was cold and stiff.
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08-14-2008, 03:15 PM
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Ewww where did you meet this so-called "Girl" at the morgue? |
LMFAO no, but it seemed she just came out of it.  |
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08-14-2008, 03:16 PM
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Demand that they must eat a can of cream corn while having intercourse or that you must eat it while the storm rages. Let your imagination run wild...I wish I had the problem of getting so much play that I would ever want to break off the festivities with a bit of theater.
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08-14-2008, 03:26 PM
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made no sense
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Originally Posted by J Arp
Demand that they must eat a can of cream corn while having intercourse or that you must eat it while the storm rages. Let your imagination run wild...I wish I had the problem of getting so much play that I would ever want to break off the festivities with a bit of theater.
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08-14-2008, 03:38 PM
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made no sense
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If I posted a relevant picture to that I would be looking for a new forum to frequent... |
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08-14-2008, 03:39 PM
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that is sick.....
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Originally Posted by J Arp
If I posted a relevant picture to that I would be looking for a new forum to frequent...
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08-14-2008, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by artsyguy
that is sick..... |
I'll prescribe everyone 50mg of mind bleach.
Seriously though, I think the only way to break it off is run out the door like a mad-person. Any weird thing you might try to do could potentially backfire. There are a lot of freaks out there ya know. |
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08-14-2008, 04:07 PM
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Where's m' beach?
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People make fun of me cuz my one nighters start out with making out and heavy petting at the bar/club. Great way to judge their skills though, just find a dark corner or empty table away from everyone, etc.. If a man can kiss and use his hands well it's pretty sure he's not going to let you down. If you're not feeling the chemistry it's very easy to play the "buzzed tease": Excuse your bad behavior and leave.
If you do get so far as your place or theirs and decide it's not working for you, just say "I'm sorry. I promised myself I wasn't taking things this far, sorry to lead you on I really didn't intend to," and walk out.
Wow..I sound like a professional S.outh L.ake U.nion T.rolley rider huh? LOL  |
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08-14-2008, 04:09 PM
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are you a favorite on the Jerry Springer show? sounds trashy.
I'll just escort the man outta my place once I notice his awful skills....I'm not gonna be like you and lead people on.
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Originally Posted by Angel and The Dolphin
People make fun of me cuz my one nighters start out with making out and heavy petting at the bar/club. Great way to judge their skills though, just find a dark corner or empty table away from everyone, etc.. If a man can kiss and use his hands well it's pretty sure he's not going to let you down. If you're not feeling the chemistry it's very easy to play the "buzzed tease": Excuse your bad behavior and leave.
If you do get so far as your place or theirs and decide it's not working for you, just say "I'm sorry. I promised myself I wasn't taking things this far, sorry to lead you on I really didn't intend to," and walk out.
Wow..I sound like a professional S.outh L.ake U.nion T.rolley rider huh? LOL |
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08-14-2008, 04:51 PM
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Now hear this!
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Originally Posted by Angel and The Dolphin
People make fun of me cuz my one nighters start out with making out and heavy petting at the bar/club. Great way to judge their skills though, just find a dark corner or empty table away from everyone, etc.. If a man can kiss and use his hands well it's pretty sure he's not going to let you down. If you're not feeling the chemistry it's very easy to play the "buzzed tease": Excuse your bad behavior and leave.
If you do get so far as your place or theirs and decide it's not working for you, just say "I'm sorry. I promised myself I wasn't taking things this far, sorry to lead you on I really didn't intend to," and walk out.
Wow..I sound like a professional S.outh L.ake U.nion T.rolley rider huh? LOL |
Sounds dangerous could lead to rape. |
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