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If you love someone,
don't set them free till after wheat harvest
if they return, pay them and use them for corn harvest
if they don't return, they were free labor.
If you love someone,
Pull your punches
If they come back for more,
Hit their pressure points
If they don't come back
Move up one ranking
A Taoist's POV -
If you love someone,
You have attachments
Set yourself free
A Rapper's POV -
If u $^#$@* hot for da ho
Kick her *** out on da street
If she #%$^& come back, take da Benjamins
And slap dat beeyatch upside da *$&#^% head
If she dont come back,
Send yo posse after that %$#@^
A Bipolar's POV -
If you love someone
Set her free - YAY! LOVELY FREEDOM! IT'S WONDERFUL!!!
If she comes back...IF? IF???
What, I'm not GOOD enough for you?!?
[quote=SifuPhil;4883535] Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison,
suicide yourself for her.
....
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
..../QUOTE]
LOL... I'm a C/C++ and Java programmer and without initializing the value of m_she, on most Unix operating systems you'll get core dumps if you pass a null parameter value to function "you-love()"
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
....
LOL... I'm a C/C++ and Java programmer and without initializing the value of m_she, on most Unix operating systems you'll get core dumps if you pass a null parameter value to function "you-love()"
Oops!
Sorry - C++ was never a strong suit for me...I should have stuck with HTML and a side of CSS.
I certainly learned something about Taoism on this board courtesy of almighty Sifu. Good knowledge... I've been a bit prejudiced towards Eastern religions (pardon, philosophies ) before, but now I know to stay away from their followers for a fact. Come to think of it, perhaps there’s no need to worry about it – THEY will stay away from me.
I certainly learned something about Taoism on this board courtesy of almighty Sifu. Good knowledge... I've been a bit prejudiced towards Eastern religions (pardon, philosophies ) before, but now I know to stay away from their followers for a fact. Come to think of it, perhaps there’s no need to worry about it – THEY will stay away from me.
And everyone will be far happier as a result, and we'll all ride velvet unicorns across the marshmallow fields and up over the chocolate rainbow...
I certainly learned something about Taoism on this board courtesy of almighty Sifu. Good knowledge... I've been a bit prejudiced towards Eastern religions (pardon, philosophies ) before, but now I know to stay away from their followers for a fact. Come to think of it, perhaps there’s no need to worry about it – THEY will stay away from me.
AWE don't get me wrong.I'm not incapable of loving or commiting (well cough,I think) but I just have been a free spirit independant minded person for so long.
btw Sierra,what ya doing?,where were you this weekend?,what did you do?,when you gonna post again?,where is your recent photo?,what are you having for lunch?
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