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Old 08-20-2008, 01:12 PM
 
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My hubby has a cloud over his head. Would NEVER kick the dog.

The glass is half full/half empty. Doesn't matter, the glass will break.
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:13 PM
 
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Is your husband Joel Osteen?
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My hubby has a cloud over his head. Would NEVER kick the dog.

The glass is half full/half empty. Doesn't matter, the glass will break.
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:15 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Is that Phil quoting the bible again? just kidding or am i?
Here - for the scholar in you...

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Old 08-20-2008, 01:16 PM
 
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Argh matey, thanks for that useless link.

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Old 08-20-2008, 01:17 PM
 
Location: Washington, DC
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My youngest brother roomed with this guy that drank then came home and kicked the dog. No joke!
I was visiting one day and he came in pissed as usual and after throwing his clothes in the corner, mumbling and kicking the dog I happened to glance over after hearing him snap and his dog had an erection from hell, this guy went off. I don't think I have ever seen anything that funny in my life.
Wait up, the dog had "an erection from hell?" After the kick? Did the erection set off your laughter or what? It sounds like it was indeed hilarious but I'm not getting it all the way...

But I did witness something similar once, my buddy Jon was in a typical miserable mood, when his cat sauntered over to do the leg rub thing, well Jon instinctively booted the hapless animal into a nearby wall (hitting very hard). I learned something about Jon that day...
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:19 PM
 
Location: Tennessee
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Believe me I don't think animal abuse is funny either, my dog is too cool, I take him for rides just to get him out of the house, to the lake to hike around or just to the store. He cries if I'm not around, the puss....lol
If your stance on life is firm nothing can change you, it just gives you more material to make jokes out of.
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:20 PM
 
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No, but plenty of times I've been around people that have blinders on and see the world as being all beer and skittles and refuse to acknowledge reality, going so far as to subscribe to "The Good Times", a newspaper with only happy, upbeat stories...

...it wasn't so much funny as pathetic.
I know, I know << shakes head>> so much better to look at all the negative stuff and totally ignore the positive. That way I can be REAL.

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I have a neighbor like that(and I'm hoping living here will not make me that way)...

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Yeah, bit late for that I'm afraid - you are one of the most negative people I have ever heard!

That's why I call you, Phil and Wclac (when he was around) 'the joybells'. There are a few others on here too, but you guys take the ticket!
Phil a bit less for me, only because I don't go to the board he is especially negative on, so haven't seen him on a roll. I'm just taking his word for it that he belongs in the Joybell group.
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:21 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Argh matey, thanks for that useless link.
Oops, sorry - I forgot - not into the "artsy" stuff, are we?
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:22 PM
 
Location: TwilightZone
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Yeah, bit late for that I'm afraid - you are one of the most negative people I have ever heard!

That's why I call you, Phil and Wclac (when he was around) 'the joybells'. There are a few others on here too, but you guys take the ticket!
Phil a bit less for me, only because I don't go to the board he is especially negative on, so haven't seen him on a roll. I'm just taking his word for it that he belongs in the Joybell group.
Nice of you to judge us today. Can you please move on...
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Old 08-20-2008, 01:22 PM
 
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I'm a joybell.....I'm sure Phil has composed a theme song for our happy club and he will gladly sing it for you in the key of G flat minor.
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