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08-26-2008, 10:04 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
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Originally Posted by SifuPhil
You're gonna' make me work for this one, aren't ya? You're lucky I love ya!
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I know you do your best, sweets... 
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Dave Barry's - Complete Guide to Guys Official Website - that's the website.
Click "More Info" once. Then "More Info" a second time. A movie screen with 2 rows of five movie clips each comes up on the left-hand side. You remind me of the fifth movie - the last one on the top row of five.
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That's right! You don't really know 'em until you marry 'em! 
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08-26-2008, 10:10 PM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ
I know you do your best, sweets...  
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Yes, and I know that isn't enough for some...
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That's right! You don't really know 'em until you marry 'em!
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See?
That, plus she's a hottie.
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08-26-2008, 10:18 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
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Originally Posted by SifuPhil
Yes, and I know that isn't enough for some... 
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no commento....
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That, plus she's a hottie.
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At first I thought you said Dave Barry was a hottie.  Nah, he isn't, but he seems to be funny. Just reserved the Mars and Venus book and the guy guide. Gotta see what else sounds interesting - oh, yeah, guide to marriage and/or sex. Judging by what you posted, all of them should be winners!  Once I get them, I might share!
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08-26-2008, 10:28 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
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LOL!
In his spare time, Dave is a candidate for president of the United States. If elected, his highest priority will be to seek the death penalty for whoever is responsible for making Americans install low-flow toilets.
I'd vote for him!  Truth be told they're not as bad as I initially thought...
Dave lives in Miami, Florida, with his wife, Michelle, a sportswriter. He has a son, Rob, and a daughter, Sophie, neither of whom thinks he's funny.
Another misunderstood talent... 
About Dave (BIO/FAQ)
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08-26-2008, 10:33 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
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Originally Posted by SifuPhil
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Holy cow! You've got 5 solid stars!  It helps when you've got only 2 reviews, doesn't it?!  Hmm... should I go and write a nasty review...
Guess this country is getting really old and inflexible and most importantly lacks inner peace if we care more for Tai Chi than laughter...!
I think you should publish something funny! 
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08-26-2008, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ
Holy cow! You've got 5 solid stars!  It helps when you've got only 2 reviews, doesn't it?!  Hmm... should I go and write a nasty review... 
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You punk!
We tai chi types are too busy DOING things to write reviews.
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Guess this country is getting really old and inflexible and most importantly lacks inner peace if we care more for Tai Chi than laughter...!
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Hence, the ravenous hordes of buyers for my book...
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I think you should publish something funny!
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I think you should read my book, and THEN say that!
The pictures of me alone would keep you in stitches...
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08-26-2008, 10:44 PM
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1st Amendment, RIP!
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Tucson
21,297 posts, read 12,727,494 times
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Originally Posted by SifuPhil
We tai chi types are too busy DOING things to write reviews. 
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Aha...
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Hence, the ravenous hordes of buyers for my book...
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Is that why you depress the good folks here?! To keep the royalties trickling...?!  At least I do it selflessly.
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I think you should read my book, and THEN say that!
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Well, I doubt this book is funny...
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The pictures of me alone would keep you in stitches...
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There are pictures IN the book? I think you should go for a new edition and use my pink ballerina! 
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08-26-2008, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by sierraAZ
Is that why you depress the good folks here?! To keep the royalties trickling...?!  At least I do it selflessly. 
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Uh-huh.
Then kindly explain why your book "Sierra's Guide to Nutjobs on C-D" is on the Top Ten list...
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Well, I doubt this book is funny...
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Like I said, read it before you say that...
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There are pictures IN the book? I think you should go for a new edition and use my pink ballerina!
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Ummm...thanks but no thanks.  
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