Guys - Never Marry, Womyns Are Evil (man, husband, children)
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Frig that...I'm marrying a woman this month! After 17 years being single I cannot wait to be married. I cannot wait to bring her flowers, pamper her, spoil her, bring her breakfast in bed, adorn her with fine clothes and jewelry, and even father the 4 children she wishes to have. I'm about to become the richest man in America, and she can't even "take" everything I have because...I would give it all to her!
Rance, you sound almost too good to be true! Hope you're for real!
They sit on the couch all day long, hog the tv or computer while you clean, take care of the kids and make dinner - for the slob that is just sitting on the couch.
Then when you want to just colapse in bed and fall asleep because you've been working on THEIR damn house and THEIR kids, you are suppose to "preform" for your oh-so-deserving man
Guys, take my advice and don't ever get married. Stay single, play the field. Have all the womyns you want to enjoy yourself with them but DO NOT MARRY THEM. Womyn are evil and marriage just makes them the winner.
Be careful with your dna too. NO BABIES. Babies are a womyn agenda, not a man agenda. Having daughters, a wife, and a mother-in-law....think about that possibility. They'll hunt you down ruthlessly and take everything you have for that one night/week/month/year of physical pleasure.
A lot of times before you start pointing fingers at others and blame them, you have to look at your own faults as well.
One of my kids friends said something along these lines, but it turned out he had sold off his Pokemon collection to take a girl to the movies and she met another guy there she knew from school. Evil...Evil
Frig that...I'm marrying a woman this month! After 17 years being single I cannot wait to be married. I cannot wait to bring her flowers, pamper her, spoil her, bring her breakfast in bed, adorn her with fine clothes and jewelry, and even father the 4 children she wishes to have. I'm about to become the richest man in America, and she can't even "take" everything I have because...I would give it all to her!
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Originally Posted by mrstewart
Does anyone else have the feeling we have encountered this OP before?????? Hmmmmmm.............
Not at all! Sorry, dear, but you're not a very good judge of character or style of writing...
I know, dear, I know... You find many things where they're not and not find them where they are...
“Snarky” can be my middle name – what else is new?
Snarky has become one of my favorite words but I hope it's not your middle name...doesn't go well with Sierra!
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