Guys - Never Marry, Womyns Are Evil (spouse, romantic, emotionally)
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I am grateful to every man out there that thinks wemyns iz evil. That leaves more for the rest of us who cherish women for the beauty they embody...
you just haven't run across the right one yet. If you marry her, she'll expect you to hold down a full time job, mow the yard, take out the trash, and, gasp, pick up your dirty socks, and, gasp, gasp, pick up your dirty underwear. Oh, the indignity of it all! However, there is hope for you yet.
Guys, take my advice and don't ever get married. Stay single, play the field. Have all the womyns you want to enjoy yourself with them but DO NOT MARRY THEM. Womyn are evil and marriage just makes them the winner.
Be careful with your dna too. NO BABIES. Babies are a womyn agenda, not a man agenda. Having daughters, a wife, and a mother-in-law....think about that possibility. They'll hunt you down ruthlessly and take everything you have for that one night/week/month/year of physical pleasure.
DRAT!!!!! Foiled again!!!! Now my carefully laid trap.....oops! I mean plan, will never come to fruition! You're on to me!
Now what am I going to do with all my painstakingly collected DNA samples?
you just haven't run across the right one yet. If you marry her, she'll expect you to hold down a full time job, mow the yard, take out the trash, and, gasp, pick up your dirty socks, and, gasp, gasp, pick up your dirty underwear. Oh, the indignity of it all! However, there is hope for you yet.
-Quote (Originally by willdufauve)---
Guys, take my advice and don't ever get married. Stay single, play the field. Have all the womyns you want to enjoy yourself with them but DO NOT MARRY THEM. Womyn are evil and marriage just makes them the winner.
REPLY: Marriage is a good thing...but, both men and women need to be very very careful in the selection process and take their time getting to know the prospective marriage / dating partner. Going at least a year and preferrably two years is not unreasonable before committing the rest of your life to someone. And some cautions : Dont have pre-marital sex because it only clouds/masks underlying issues that one or both people might (and usually do) have. Dont pay attention to what our out of control sex saturated society has to say and promote because the pop culture and sexually immoral Media could care less about you . And dont shack-up because it confuses/masks the underlying issues that playing house brings., plus, your eventual marriage to that person is more apt to fail based on objective studies. (If anyone disagrees with me on these points, please disagree with me based on objective MORAL standpoints since they represent high character ; frameworks promoted based on low character and selfish agendas are wrong and thus invalid . Thanks.)
Guys, take my advice and don't ever get married. Stay single, play the field. Have all the womyns you want to enjoy yourself with them but DO NOT MARRY THEM. Womyn are evil and marriage just makes them the winner.
Be careful with your dna too. NO BABIES. Babies are a womyn agenda, not a man agenda. Having daughters, a wife, and a mother-in-law....think about that possibility. They'll hunt you down ruthlessly and take everything you have for that one night/week/month/year of physical pleasure.
I agree,although I think having babies is karma for sleeping around
Originally Posted by willdufauve Guys, take my advice and don't ever get married. Stay single, play the field. Have all the womyns you want to enjoy yourself with them but DO NOT MARRY THEM. Womyn are evil and marriage just makes them the winner.
Be careful with your dna too. NO BABIES. Babies are a womyn agenda, not a man agenda. Having daughters, a wife, and a mother-in-law....think about that possibility. They'll hunt you down ruthlessly and take everything you have for that one night/week/month/year of physical pleasure.
I agree,although I think having babies is karma for sleeping around
REPLY: 'Karma' doesnt come into play ; Perhaps you havent heard of Abortion Mills ? They purposely exist so Americas favorite pastime of sexual hedonism doesnt get interrupted in case a pregnancy arises (95% of all abortions performed), because an illicit orgasm is far more important than the mothers own developing child which became a human being at conception according to 80 of the worlds foremost top scientists and medical doctors that met with the U.S. Congress . Within the next 10 years, you can expect Drive-thru abortion services available on a persons lunch hour.
My dad always says that grandchildren are the reward for not killing your children..
Your Dad nailed it on the head with that one.
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