Share your funny dating thoughts... (girl, love, friends, picture)

[Mathguy]

I saw a new truck sitting outside today at lunch with the following bumper stickers....

"Microwave Cats for Fun and Profit. Ask me how!"

and

"<picture of cat in crosshairs> 1000 confirmed Kills"

Imagine having your date pull up with those on his vehicle.

[Tzaphkiel]

Originally Posted by Mathguy

I saw a new truck sitting outside today at lunch with the following bumper stickers....

"Microwave Cats for Fun and Profit. Ask me how!"

and

"<picture of cat in crosshairs> 1000 confirmed Kills"

Imagine having your date pull up with those on his vehicle.

i probably wouldn't date him if he showed up with that on his truck.
i am not a fan of cats, however i also am not a fan of people with guns and people who hunt

on the other hand i really like dating people who drive trucks....
....how nice did you say his new truck is? LOL

[cluelessonmen]

I've seen...."I love cats, I just can't finish eating one on my own"

[optiflex]

I like to compliment them at being the prettiest or best in a certain extremely limited field..

Wow you are the hottest red head in a greendress around! "I'M THE ONLY ONE!", Well i'm sure you'll be in the top two if another one comes along.

[djfish34ren]

I used to have one that said "Lost your pet? Look under my tires" when I was in high school.

Didn't put it on my car though, because I secretly loved all animals. Now I openly love all animals.

And if anyone takes that wrong, you need help.

[Tzaphkiel]

one of my favorites is
"My karma ran over your dogma"

[rebeccastone12]

A guy I dated had a similar sticker! I never dated him again

[Rhett_Butler]

I still remember 7th grade at a dance..... I knew this girl liked me and I was kinda luke-warm about her, but thought there might be a chance....

In typical 7th grade fashion one of her friends asks me to ask her to dance, so I do....

Well........ She forgot her deodorant...... UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH..... How sad for this girl (who grew up to be a knock-out btw) that I still remember this.

Remember that thread awhile back on "deal breakers"??? Yeah, this was one in my 7th grade mind.....

Not sure if I'm on topic or not..... Just felt like sharing that....