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Can we wrestle black bear and drink Black and tans?
It's a moderate drive to where there are black bear, but if you drive a pickup truck then we'll make a drunken road trip of it, fill the back with all the ingredients for... refreshment... which might be necessary for working ourselves into the proper frame of mind for wrestling bear. I tried it once without being "sufficiently refreshed by beverage" and it hurt more, both right then and the next day.
Sign of gettin' old, I reckon. Not like the good, old days when a mortar round might tear my arm out of socket and carry it off just as some desert heathen came Insha-Allahing his way toward me, requiring that I seize my trusty bayonete, Judy, in my left hand, sever his arm and then perform some quick field surgery with dental floss and a cotter key before I choked him to death with his own hand just to see what religious fervor looks like as it fades from the eyes...
I'm sure it was a man that is testicularly-challenged.
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